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dundeelemonade

POPPLIO IS NOT A SEAL, IT IS A SEA LION

SEALS ARE FAT EARLESS ADORABLE LOVE BULLETS

SEA LIONS ARE FAT, LONG, AND GRACEFUL, WITH EARS AND ARTICULATED FRONT FINS

this is a pokemon seal

this is a pokemon sea lion

this is neither a seal nor a sea lion, but a manatee, and it is cute as hell

this has been a lesson on pinnipeds.

neckspike-deactivated20240222

Way too many people don’t know that sea lions are not seals and there’s a huge difference.

Seals cannot do tricks on land like a sea lion and can’t move well on land at all.

piratemalik

types to avoid

- ross from friends - ted from how i met your mother - drake from hotline bling

christel-thoughts

These are all actually the same type of man…the polite guy men think women should want because he’s “nice”, intelligent, fake cares about what is best for her (it’s really about controlling her), persistently refuses to be let her be, has crushed on her for years and refuses to stop chasing/pressuring her because “romantic”. he’s really a Grade A asshole

dogfromfallout

#types to look for: ben from parks and rec #finn from star wars #jake from brooklyn nine nine (via @phil-the-stone)

softlenaluthor

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unpretty

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

snajey-deactivated20221229

Birdfish Chibuus~

deltastreamhunter-blog-deactiva

Re blog if you are part of the 1% that actually likes Popplio

thegenialginger

hannahdoes-stuff

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

moandkatelive

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

characterlimit

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

house-ofsilver

@stillfeelthatrushinmyveins

ommanyte

Reblog if you plan on getting Pokémon Moon

[Click Here for Pokmon Sun]

ommanyte

Aaay it’s the Gen 7 Starters, Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio!

Gamefreak, you’re spoiling me

ghostiumz

hedaoftheworld

Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s my first born child pls” and the maiden is like “bitch I don’t even have a boyfriend” and the witch keeps coming back and being like “how’s the bf search?” And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after

absedarian

#writing#okay but like just imagine right?#the witch keeps coming round and she’s not super pushy but just kind of annoying dammit she has a reputation to keep you know?#its hard out there for a witch and Getting Someone’s Firstborn is a p Big Deal in the community so she’s not letting this go#so anyway one day she shows up at the Maidens hut and the girl’s a mess right? red eyes used tissues and a bunch of chocolate#and the witch is alarmed like ‘what the hell were you attacked?’ and the girl tells her about this really handsome good looking guy#and how sweet he was and how he brought her favorite type of flowers and made her feel so special… well turns out#he was doing the same with three other women and trying to get their land#and the witch is just like ‘Oh honey I’m so sorry men are pigs’ and then cleans the girls’ house up and makes her a pie#(witches are excellent at baking) and lets the girl rant about how horrible he was and then says ‘well what do you want to do about it?’#the girl just goes ‘wha?’ and the witch says ‘look this one’s totally free i consider it community service you want a new frog or a stone?’#and that’s the story of how the girl got a very useful nanny goat that kept the lawn trimmed and gave a lot of nice milk#soon enough the witch was just coming round for tea and gossip and turns out the girl grew some of the best herbs for the witches spells#and the witch knows she’s falling in love but she knows the girl doesn’t feel the same way (lol the girl totally does) but she’s#determined to fulfill her part of the bargain so she tells the witch she found a possible husband - its the local baron#and the witch is horrified because he’s rich yeah but she knows he’s cruel so she frantically tries to release the girl from her bargain#and the girl is all ‘no you said you need this!’ and there is a lot of Very Tense Dialog and the witch finally cries#‘I don’t care about the deal I love you!’ the girl just looks at her for a minute and goes ‘you idiot why didn’t you say anything’#and kisses her#they live happily ever after the end (via @racethewind10)

your-reference-here

I NEED A NOVEL ABOUT THIS STAT

toyourliking

I saw this post on my dash (with commentary, dw) and there was one thing that I didn’t see addressed in the comment chain that I really feel needs to be

Once an artist creates a work, they own the copyright

None of this “I paid for the art. It is mine.” bullshit, unless the artist actually sells you the copyright (something which has to be stated and never assumed, and something you would have to pay extra for) you can not claim ownership over the piece, even if you paid for it.

And yes, this means you can not alter the work in any way, you can not use it for banners/advertisements/etc., you can not print it, you can not sell copies unless agreed upon with the artist

and artists are also protected under moral rights

meaning that the artist has the right of attribution (the right to be identified and named as the creator of their work), the right against false attribution, and the right of integrity. (Source)

so fuck off with your “I paid for the art. It is mine.” crap, it doesn’t stick legally