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I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

shamedumpster

“Formerly a rat”????

cabanakken

guantanamo-bae

Yote

dankmemesreasonforliving

hatefuhk

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

cubeice

“why can’t I make any friends?” “w-well, no one’s really worth it.“ "well, actually, I’m not really worth that.” “It’s useless to try to get closer to others.” “I’m actually scared to get closer to others.” “It’s a waste of effort.” “I’m not confident in myself.” “Those guys would betray me without a second thought.” “I might not be able to live up to their expectations.” “actually, who ever heard of having a cat as a friend?” “actually, it’s easier to have a cat as a friend.” “they don’t understand what you say.” “that’s why I won’t get hurt.” “ugh, this is stupid!” “ugh, I’m so lonely.” “I really don’t need any friends!” “I really don’t need any friends…” - “because I have all of you guys.”