for every curse, a cursed blessing

The entire world is the province of the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven. All of its people have been such karmic associates since time without beginning. I am the author of The Legend of Elsa, and the one also known as Rinjin.

[loymain]

WHY NOBODY’S TALKING ABOUT IT

[baku-babe]

Precisely! I want that in fics asap “she gently put her hand upon Elsa’s cheek and turned her head towards her, while just as gently pressing her forehead to hers.”

[loymain]

[shoestring-nemesis]

It got better…so much better…

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[counting-horses]

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🐎 @baetology

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

🎠 @bumblebeebats

And people say stuff like ’lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

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[f-g-p]

Dreamy

[calbearrule]

by奧斯卡小金人

based on Chinese fanfic Ice and Tropical Fish by Powershadow

Translation:

A: I am such an idiot

A: All these years Elsa has been…

E: “Anna?”

A: next to me protecting me

A: but I just now realized that the kiss I want is not from Kristoff

K: Are you sure you’re ok?

A: leave me alone

A: “kiss me”

A: What I want…is the kiss from Elsa

A: “Mmmm”

A: so much power in her strength

A: Elsa…the look in her eyes changed

[solavei]

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

[solavei]

1. I steal my older brother’s PJO books, read them, and download Pinterest on my Kindle to get my first taste of fandom 

2. I spend a lot of time online, secretly, and am exposed–for the first time–to the fact that it’s weird that I share a room and bed with my dad and am not allowed anywhere else 

3. My dad brings me to a corn field and tells me obama is the anti-christ who’s been sent by god to end the world, as foretold by the bible. I believe this and cry when he’s elected because i don’t want to die 

4. I begin googling and discover that my situation is not great. I begin a careful attempt to ~distance~ myself from my father by sleeping anywhere else through any means possible. Eventually, I’m allowed to sleep in my own room

5. Now that I’ve been exposed to the real world and the fact that I’ve been groomed, I’m not ~obedient~ anymore and my dad Dips(™) to find a new kid. We lose our house and have to move to government housing in a new city 

6. Eventually my parents divorce because of this. My dad moves to a horse ranch. I visit him on the horse ranch, think it’s cool, and invite my friends over for a sleepover. I have my first gay kiss with a girl in a tent. The next day my father tries to ~kill~ me on the horse ranch(™) with a golf cart

7.My dad disappears from the face of the earth. He forgets his phone is connected to the family iMac. We know all about the crimes he is committing. He fakes a heart attack in a Wal-Mart at some point, idk

8. The FBI is onto his life of crime. He flees to Romania to escape them and lives with a millionaire Romanian woman. She’s suspicious of him after a while. She hires a private investigator and unearths his life of lies and crime. He flees to Alaska. He gets a roommate in Alaska. The roommate goes to federal prison. We never hear from my father again. He is, perhaps, dead.

9. It’s revealed to us that my grandmother is also involved. She’s been smuggling drugs from the hospital. She also goes to federal prison. Also apparently my older brother and I aren’t related. This was another scam from my father

[solavei]

Understandable response

[jem-jam]

uhhhh hh hh hhh

[doc-notreally-salas]

Me reading from point 2 to point 3:

[pjo-tvs-version]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

this sounds like msa level shit im crine

[squirrel--boy]

This guy in particular is living in a simulation

[queen0fcool]

by Chiruru, Pixiv ID 935045

[voynichs]

obsessed with the fact that the welcome to night vale guy thinks he invented "welcome to [blank]" and gets really indignant and thinks other people who use that phrase ripped him off. its amazing. its a level of confident i aspire to be.

[shrike-dyke]

another one... david lynch you're a dead man

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[transformationbait]

horns are a cute thing for a girl to have.. reblog to make a girl grow some horns

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[kurapixel]

arcv charms done🎵

they'll be added to my store sometime..... (will probably set up preorders first but i'll be ordering them soon with restocks anyways)

edit: they're up on my store!

as usual if anyone wants any other characters you can pay me to add characters to my charm sets 🫡

[kurapixel]

was commed to add these two ! :'3

also it only occurred to me today that people might want to just comm chibi pngs and not necessarily want charms so those are available now, and there's a slight discount for if you comm chibis of stuff that i would already like to draw and let me add them to my store 🫡

[paosnowflake]

R9K Elsa is suffering drawing

[w0nderland42]

i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is “international” pride month just because something happened in the united states.

in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that “you owe your rights to Black trans women” is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.

But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.

our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1986. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.

anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.

[inu-akita]

We’ll be dancing through the night

[ullrs-skis]

Stunning! 😍

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[the-blue-fairie]

@grctw