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[theoryofmagick]

Ash’s Original Witchery Posts MegaIndex!

Below are all my original posts on witchcraft & witchery sorted by subject. I’ll be adding to / editing this post each time I post something new - stay tuned!

BOOKS

Reading List: Secular & Wicca-Based Basic Books

Favorite Spellbooks

The Witches’ Workbook

CHARGING

Charging 101: The Quick Basics

CIRCLES

Three Simple Ways to Cast a Circle

Delineating the Boundary: Ways to Line your Circle

Circle Casting Clinic 101: What’s Wrong With My Circle?

Anatomy of a Circle-Casting: Circle Casting Structures

CHEAT SHEETS

Candle Magic Cheat Sheet

Spell Jars: A Guide & How-To

Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

Expanded Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

Celtic Tree Calendar Cheat Sheet

CLEANSING

A Basic Home & Apartment Cleansing

CONSECRATION

Consecration Basics

The Lazy’s Witch’s Ring Consecration

Consecrating a Tarot Deck

DIVINATION & PSYCHIC MATTERS

Getting Started with Tarot

Dice Divination

Make an Emergency Tarot Kit

The Types of Psychic Power

Herbs for Psychic Ability

ENERGY WORK

How to Raise, Move, and Throw Energy

GREEN WITCHCRAFT

“My Throat Is Trying To Kill Me” Ginger Brew”

A Basic Wishing Spell, Green Witch Edition

Cauldron Tips & Tricks

HELLENIC PAGANISM & PAGANISM

Non-Conventional Ways to Worship Artemis

MEDITATION & VISUALIZATION

Starting Meditation

Exercises for Beginning Visualization

MOON MAGIC

A Witch’s Full Moon Traditions

Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

Expanded Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

The Movement of the Spheres: All About the Moon, its Movements, Phases, and Celebrations

PROTECTION

Simple Methods of Protection

Basic Shielding

RECIPES

“My Throat Is Trying To Kill Me” Ginger Brew

Lemon Cayenne Wakefulness Potion

A Green Witch’s Herb Bread

Things to Do With Rose Oil

…and Tea Tree Oil

Herbs for Psychic Abilities

RITUALS

Ritual of Announcement - for Witches Starting their Path

A Basic Home & Apartment Cleansing

A Witch’s Full Moon Traditions

The Tea Ceremony

SAFETY

Safety Tips for Witches

SPELLCRAFT

Attraction and Banishment in Spellcraft

Charging: The Quick Basics

Candle Magic Cheat Sheet

Cauldron Tips & Tricks

Circle Casting Clinic 101

Spell Jars: A Guide & How-To

Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

Expanded Moon Phase Cheat Sheet

Celtic Tree Calendar Cheat Sheet

Magical Timing: The Sun & Moon in Witchcraft

Amelioration: Using Honey in Spells

Using Dirt and Ash Without Being Appropriative

What to Do With Dyed Glass & Fake Stones

SPELLS

Three Simple Ways to Cast a Circle

Enchanting a Necklace for Courage

Enchanting a Soap or Cleanser to Help Clear Skin

The Lazy Witch’s Ring Consecration

Getting It Done: A Virgo Moon

Simple Methods of Protection

A Basic Wishing Spell, Green Witch Edition

Wards for Resisting the Power

Rapid Fire Summoning

TOOLS

The Athame

Cauldron Tips & Tricks

Athames VS Wands

WANDLORE

How to Fix Up & Set Up a Stick as a Wand

WARDING

Wards for Resisitng the Power

Technomancy Warding for Blogs & Sites

WHEEL OF THE YEAR

Let’s Talk… Imbolc

Let’s Talk… Litha

Let’s Talk… Lammas

WITCHCRAFT 101 / WITCHLINGS

Witch Starter Kit: First Year Supply List

Witching on the Cheap: First-Year Supply List II (Redux)

The Difference Between a Book of Shadows, a Grimoire, and a Witches’ Almanac

The Difference Between Witches, Wiccans, Magic, and Magick

The Difference Between A Hex, a Curse, and a Spell

The Difference Between Magic and Magick with a K (one more time!)

Why Do You Seal Off a Spell Jar?

Making Witchcraft a Daily Practice

On Reading Off Spells

Tips for Newbies Starting Spellcraft

WITCHY TIPS

Recharging Tattooed Sigils

Witchery and Mental Illness

Five of My Favorite Witchy Tools

Holy Crap, Ghosts, Leave Me Alone

Circle Casting Clinic 101

The Science of Spellcraft

[Ask Ash || The Witches’ Workbook]

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[theoryofmagick]

Added a LOT of new posts to my archive! Have fun witching <3

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[cridhe88]

*cries* 🥺😳

[vaniccio]

emet-selch & text posts 

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[g3ncyho3]

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

[breyito]

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

[bmarvels]

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

[lime-on-my-side]

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

[miqojak]

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

[anou-yes-deactivated20220524]

Character in fight scene: *is pretending to be hurt, while the opponentcomes to them and then gets pinned down by them as they lean closer to them with and smirks*

Me:

[jadedownthedrain]

The Creation of Adam, 1512 // Dragon Ball Z: Lord Slug, 1991.

[soracities]

“To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die…”

Ovid, Metamorphoses  |  C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia, Vol. 5: The Horse and His Boy  | The Untamed (2019)  |  Hala Alyan, “Interactive :: House Saints”                

[goddamnitkastle]

[ladyartemesia]

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

Fic tag: slow burn

Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

[cridhe88]

Me as hell!!

[penalty-boxes]

preparing for reading this fic like it’s a romantic evening in, I’m making a special meal in the actual oven and I’m gonna wear my favourite outfit (my pyjamas) and dim the lights and put on music I might even pour a glass of wine

someone’s getting laid this evening and it’s my favourite fictional character

[mazokutattoo]

I, like many of you, am obsessed with hyper-competent, consummate liar, 25 Steps Ahead of Everyone Else!Kurama, but at the same time one of my absolute favorite Kurama headcanons is that Shiori knows, at least to some degree, who/what Kurama is, has known all along, and has only been pretending to be oblivious for Shuuichi’s sake, until he feels ready to tell her everything. 

[mazokutattoo]

#idk i’ve always believed strongly in Mother’s Intuition and the fact that pregnancy is kind of a…spiritual(?) time #for lack of a better word #as in u like feel more connected to what’s going on w/ you and your body #and i just…Refuse to Believe that a pregnant person wouldn’t notice the fetus they’re connected to just got possessed #the scenario in my head is Shiori having a recurring dream throughout her pregnancy of a fox being chased by a hunter: scared. desperate #in pain and FURIOUS w/ himself for his carelessness and what it had forced him to resort to #and then she gives birth to a child with BRIGHT red hair and green eyes (traits often associated w/ the supernatural in The Old Days) #(or so. she reads later on. they say in the West) #there are other things too: that her baby–who only just learned to sit up on his own–seemed to always have this look of //frustration// #about him. when he thinks (& she swore she was losing her mind bc who in their right mind wld think their INFANT capable of deception) #she’s not looking Shiori catches him w/ his little fists balled up tight. his chubby little face all scrunched up + red to match his hair #Shuuichi insists–what an odd word to use to describe a 1y/o–on taking his first steps by himself #he practically learns on his own #even so: for all the milestones he reaches without her Shuuichi cries at the drop of a hat #the simplest things seem to set him off. so seemingly inconsequential it takes Shiori quite a while to catch on #even as a toddler Shuuichi HATES the color gray. walking barefoot on the plush rug in the living room. having his hair cut #if Shiori dresses him in long sleeves they need to fit loosely or Shuichi will scream loud enough to burst an eardrum #literally #early on: she goes to see her husband’s grandmother–the one person she can trust not to think Shiori’s lost her mind #baa-chan listens calmly but intently to everything Shiori has been holding inside since bringing Shuichi into this world #when Shiori finishes baa-chan sets her teacup down squeezes Shiori’s hand and says #that the stormy. spiteful aura her child came into the world with tempers with each day he spends in her care #it isn’t important why or for what purpose Fate designed their paths to cross. they are each performing their roles accordingly #thru baa-chan Shiori finds another psychic who fills in some more blanks re: the spirit and demon worlds #But as for who exactly her Shuichi was before Shiori brought him into the world? She only cares to hear that tale from him. #When he’s ready

[echokyuu]

squirrel villager hiei (i drew a hiei chibi that reminded me of marshal so i had to make this)

[thorcat]

Got a scaled friend today and it brought it’s own friend mr. borb!

It will be X’halas new IC soon <3

[cridhe88]

LOOKIT THESE BABIES

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[trashy-shitposts-ffxiv]

[cridhe88]

XD

[4gifs]

[raserus]

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

[amiseeingyourcolourormine]

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

[bladeoffenris]

I like to believe that all the dragons in the world were magically cursed and turned into cats. But cats have never forgotten where they come from, hence the attitude.

[tanoraqui]

I nearly didn’t reblog this but the above comment makes more sense than anything I’ve ever heard.

[mzminola]

…that’s…that’s actually a story my mom used to tell me when I was little? That a dragon showed up at someone’s cottage so they gave it milk. And the dragon enjoyed the milk, so it kept coming back and got smaller and softer and purry-er until eventually it wasn’t a dragon anymore, it was a cat, and that’s where cats came from and why we keep giving them milk.

She might have gotten the story from Ursula K. Le Guin, or I have confused it with a different dragon story.

[ladyswearalot]

That’s also why cats tend to hoard their toys behind the couch!

[personalprofundity]

Actually the story is even older. Written by a woman named Edith Nesbit, first published in 1899, it is called “The Dragon Tamers”. It predates Leguin and other fantasy biggies like Lewis and Tolkien.

Nesbit actually can be credited with being one of the first authors that began to shift myths and legends to more fantasy-like stories (fantasy as a genre how we know it, wasn’t around then because it was just part of literature, especially British literature). In fact, many scholars who study fantasy literature and children’s literature believe that, since her children’s stories were so popular with children in England, the stories and their content prompted Tolkien (the first to coin fantasy as its own genre in his essay “On Fairy Stories”) to take up the stories of dragons and elves and fairies as they’d have been children when she was writing.

Tolkien was born in 1892. He would have been 7 when “The Dragon Tamers” was first published. Edith Nesbit did a LOT for modernizing myths, legends, and lore as a children’s author, maybe more than we will ever know.

[planeoftheeclectic]

http://www.online-literature.com/edith-nesbit/book-of-dragons/6/

[sewickedthread]

Let’s hear it for Edith Nesbit.

[alienducky]

@nerdnag dragons are cats!!!

[nerdnag]

I’ve been saying for so long that cats originate from dragons!!!

[cridhe88]

MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! also that looks like my youngest child Mab

[uglydbzmerch]

OKAY I AM GONNA HAVE TO BUY THIS. 

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[cridhe88]

@toasty62288