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pipperoo

Critical Role: Campaign 4 Chasing Shadows

#critical role #murray #‘congratulations mr blix’ ‘thank you professor’ got me alright

thelordsoftherings

#hunter’s hex #vox machina #delighted that they seem to be keeping the ‘secretly got marrid’ thing

voxmightyhellandaraman

Next time of The Legend of Vox Machina

#one of the episodes is called ‘de rolo’s eleven’ and I cannot tell you how excited I am #critical role

scythlyven-art

A little screenshot redraw because I’m just so in love with them 💜💜

#hunter’s hex #videtur et videt #quartus saeculum ascendans #critical role

emily-axford

THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA - ‘The Coronation’, 4.03

#vox machina #videtur et videt #fortitudo sua natura

susiehunsecker-remade

this is one of my favourite posts of all time

teaboot

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

teaboot

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

cocoainthemorning

“I briefly considered making calcoins a real thing in tandem with this update. I asked somebody how bitcoins worked, and the absolute worst case scenario happened. Bitcoins were explained to me. So obviously I axed that idea.”

— Andrew Hussie (via revolutionator)

calware

are you telling me that seven years ago andrew hussie almost got into crypto. that this was another timeline we just narrowly avoided.

#I fucking forgot about this

json-derulo

earlier I was coming back up from skating and one of the starstruck little kids from across the hall asked me, “how are you allowed to drive on the inside?” (referring to the fact that I carefully skate in the hallway and elevator, because swapping shoes on and off for the one-block commute to and from the park is a massive pain in the ass), and I swear to god the dialogue options that flashed up on my heads-up display were

[] Nothing in the lease explicitly says I can’t, and all uncodified rules are merely suggestions

[] I’m probably not, but the only people in this building who are fast enough to actually stop me are the maintenance guys who are all charmed by my kind green eyes and adorable dog

[x] I ate all my vegetables and did my homework so my mom said I’m allowed to do whatever I want

redjennies

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

redjennies

a non-comprehensive list of things Azune has in common with a horse

symbolically associated with both labor and freedom

strong work ethic

he almost definitely took Draconic sorcerer subclass and everyone who's been in middle school knows dragon girls are just horse girls but weirder.

usefullness is necessary to survive

big eyes that will show you the face of a dead god

long beautiful braided hair

redjennies

i've never been so mad at someone for one-up'ing me on my own post.

#critical role #azune #puuun

thundergrace

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

#ride or die #@prev I mean they COULD be lesbians. we don’t know yet

outofcontextbumblefucks

i might have actually shed tears about this

#homestuck

keepcalmandcarriefischer

There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced

#puuun