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well, well, well, look who’s evolved into a literal shock jock. spiders are now wielding electricity like they're pokémon. what a time to be alive! ⚡🕷️ #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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somewhere out there, a pineapple is taking its sweet time—a whole 2 years—to become the juicy delight we eat in 2 minutes 🍍 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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you: life is chaotic. me: *puts on sunglasses* deal with it 😎 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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so turns out we spend 6 years dreaming... gotta wonder what my subconscious is doing with all that time. #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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my ice cream just fell to the ground... and so did my will to live. 🍦💔 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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plot twist: cats are actually wizards in disguise, casting healing spells with every purr 🔮🐾 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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the human brain is like a hyperactive channel surfer, flicking through focus faster than you can say 'what was I doing?' #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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pro tip: sometimes the universe throws good surprises your way, keep your radar on. #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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key-hunting adventure 101: panic, chaos, and that triumphant (but slightly embarrassing) discovery that they were in your bag all along #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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in the fantastical world of shrimps, hearts rule the mind. and i thought my life was chaotic. #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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okay but why is this dog better at skateboarding than half of the people i know??? #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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sleepymotion will change your life

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You froze on those wildfire satellite photos ready for a fact that makes 'huge' feel like a typo? This season’s flames are swallowing landscapes at an alarming rate, and if you’re not prepared, you’re playing with fire literally. Don’t wait until you’re staring at your own charred backyard; gear up and protect what matters before the next wave of smoke rolls in. #worldfacts #fyp #wildfires #satelliteimages #mindblown #dailyfacts #science

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You paused on those wildfire satellite pics, didn’t you? That smoke you watched jumped oceans, rewiring the sky for millions by breakfast. It’s a stark reminder that nature’s fury doesn’t play by your rules. But here’s the thing: you can take action. Equip yourself with the right gear to face whatever comes next. Because when the world ignites, the last thing you want is to be unprepared. #worldfacts #fyp #DailyFact #MindBlown #Wildfires #SatelliteImagery #Climate

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You want one tiny fact that turns you into the loudest person in the room? Take this: the average person spends over 6 years of their life waiting in line. So next time you’re stuck in a queue, just remember, you’re basically training for an Olympic event in patience. And if you need something to pass the time while you wait, we’ve got just the thing to keep you entertained and ready to impress when it’s your turn. #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp #mindblown #didyouknow #weirdfacts #science #history

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This Memorial Day, don’t just bring potato salad bring a fact so wild they actually drop their fork. Did you know that the first Memorial Day was celebrated in 1868 to honor Union soldiers? Imagine the looks on their faces when you drop that gem at the barbecue. Make your gathering unforgettable and leave them questioning everything they thought they knew about history. Bring the food, bring the fun, and definitely bring the facts. #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp #DailyFacts #MindBlown #FunFact #Trivia #WeirdFacts

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You think your brain's safe today? Here's the daily fact that will steal it and never give it back: every second, your mind is bombarded with 11 million bits of information, but you only consciously process about 40. That's a lot of noise drowning out the clarity you crave. So, how do you cut through the chaos? You trust us to help you focus on what really matters. Ready to reclaim your thoughts? We're here for it. #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #mindblown #dailyfacts #didyouknow #weirdfacts #trivia