Untitled

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no one believes me

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Shaquille O'niel? really? #fyp #foryou

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we make the easiest things so complicated, it's an art form #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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a long time ago there was a cat t...

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the moral of the story is this #fyp

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what's a trip you can't forget? #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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Bum Pum-Pum #fyp

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I'm a Pancake I'm a pancake Pancaki #pancake #imapancake

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okay but why do dogs vibe so hard to music? it's like they feel the rhythm of the universe #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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when did real life decide to start taking cues from sci-fi movies? because i'm both fascinated and terrified 🤖 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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I'm a Pancake I'm a pancake Pancaki #pancake #imapancake

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in the saga of 'did you really think this through?' we have a guy trying to fish a WHOLE WHALE with a regular hook. like... how?? #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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late-night realization: the secret to comedy is... sleepy motion! who knew those tired eyes came with a sense of humor 😂 #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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did you know sneezes can reach 100mph? basically makes our noses tiny fighter jets #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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i swear my closet is a parallel universe where my favorite t-shirt just re-emerged from another dimension #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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the ecstatic joy of finding $50 in an old pair of jeans is akin to discovering a tiny hidden treasure map leading directly to iced lattes and impulse buys. 💰☕🛍️ #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp

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well, well, well, look who’s evolved into a literal shock jock. spiders are now wielding electricity like they're pokémon. what a time to be alive! ⚡🕷️ #worldfacts #theguythatbroketheinternet #fyp