most important of the least important things

jack. they/them. uk. liverpool fc, seattle kraken, philadelphia flyers, justified, disco elysium, interview with the vampire, cool birds, and so on. no under 18s thanks. penalty_boxes on ao3 because I changed my name on here before I realised they don't allow a dash in your ao3 handle 🤷

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

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[goaliekisses]

of course the first thing nate does after winning the cup during pride month is declare his love for sid again

[penalty-boxes]

my claude jersey being held prisoner at heathrow airport all week

[editoress]

Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed

[shanghai-gp]

A Brighton away fan dresses up as a seagull for the FA Cup match between Liverpool and Brighton, Valentine's Day 2026

[enchantedbook]

'Untitled' by Protoguy

[penalty-boxes]

okay okay the wip is feeling like it's a Thing that just has some gaps to fill and editing to do rather than various piles of crap in a random order so that's nice

[penalty-boxes]

watch the final end up 0-0 then argentina on pens after all these shenanigans tonight

[princemick]

after the 1-0 goal against japan

[martypantone]

Genuinely obsessed with how good ygdb looked wearing a hat backwards in dick sucking mode

Bonus Claude:

[themoonandmyman]

having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

[creature-feature-perceiver]

krakmin this was funny

[ourinquisitorialness]

Fanfic Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

Send me a word, any word, and if it’s in my WIP document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence or line it appears in.

[flyersgif-blog]

Hopefully Claude Giroux got his fill on National Grilled Cheese Day and continues to during National Grilled Cheese Month.

It’s the playoffs! Follow for more Philadelphia Flyers GIFs.

[kaijuerotica]

rose finally dates a straight man and he has to kindly sit her down and explain that she's definitely a lesbian

[penalty-boxes]

does anyone know how early tickets for finnish liiga games go on sale? I want to get to the HIFK jokerit game the day I land in helsinki for global series in november but am aware it may be harder than usual given it's the local derby and want to make sure I get in. and it's ticketmaster so there may be Fuckery to deal with.

obvs the NHL is using jokerit's arena so they're otherwise out of town that week and so are HIFK after this. I'm toying with travelling to a kiekko-vantaa game on the friday, or even ilves on sunday (my first and only live hockey game ever was at ilves lol), but this would just work out better.

[millythegoat]