BEWARE,

the world's okayest dad .

[crimefightr]

TEMPORARY HIATUS. The vibes have not been well for my brain and I dunno maybe just the last few months have been off. Not that I need to explain but like, Idk, just been feeling weir.d. So I've kind of downgraded into a separate blog to do a hyper specific Broose strictly for the Snydervers.e which if it isn't for you, is all cool. That's just where my brain feels the most comfortable with right now. I'll come back to my comic wet bat version at some point but for now that's where you'll find me. Let me know if you want to follow and still write over there but yeah for now, I probably won't be on here much.

[bruz3r]

[ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃 . ]

[bruz3r]

[ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃 . ]

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[ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃 . ]

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[ 𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃 . ]

[crimefightr]

Thinking about how it's a lot more appropriate to do this rant here because like I'm not reading, Im not caught up and ultimately not interested in the current run of writing that is happening BUT I am always fine with bad dad broose criticism. Personally, a big proponent of I PERFECT BATDAD broose. That makes sense to me. Parenting is a career in failure and imperfections. The idea otherwise is unrealistic to me. BUT what I meant to say is how completely hilarious it is that the end of n52, snyd. er literally had broose die and come back to life with the sole purpose of being better, moving past the same mistakes he made before endgame, only for every writer after in Rebirth to completely ignore that.

[crimefightr]

we haven't rewatched yet but i just think broose would be into a hologram suit.

[crimefightr]

when will my energy to be on here come back from the war?

[crimefightr]

broose with his eidetic memory singing the world's most annoying songs because if he can't get them out of his head, HIS stalkers will suffer with him 🥰

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Me knowing, categorically broose isn't into the daddy kink except for like 3 or 4 people versus me knowing he definitely absolutely has a mommy kink gooodbyeeeeeee

[crimefightr]

hello. just thinking about why I think broose had a bigger struggle trying to be a "father" to dick than he did to jason textually and its partly meta ( because there really was so much carry over from the golden age on how broose technically was just his guardian in the sense that dick still had some blood relatives around ) and partly because you really do crack a lot of broken eggs with the first one, dick had a formative and tangible father figure that broose never wanted to replace, meanwhile jason did not, and then you kind of see that melt and mesh together with tim because before tim had everything and then he had nothing when he lost everyone, his dad, like it was rough, and adopting tim was his own way of trying to root tim to nothing because to broose, tim is the most like him (which i don't necessary agree or disagree with because i think jason actually is the most like him) but like thats neither here nor there.

[crimefightr]

I think it's perfectly accurate to imagine broose being seen with the picket line against his own company and him just playing it off to be hanging out with the protesters and taking pictures but it's actually to highlight shenanigans he hates within his own company.

[crimefightr]

does it ever drive u crazy…that in most iterations (comic and otherwise) the wayne manor is in itself separate from gotham city and historically the manor is both where the waynes forged their history and where his grandfather died. so like the success and the legacy of his own father is built on bloodshed and trying to honor ghosts. And how broose manages to bury that a little deeper by building a hall of ghosts and memories and graveyards beneath its foundation. Is he really more than his horrors or a man just taking long strides towards his grave?

[crimefightr]

Broose who is always invited to Pride as Broose and The Bat but only going as Rainbow Bat versus broose having a mini panic on pride after Tim comes out to choose the right flag for himself when he tags along as Broose

( I love him)

[crimefightr]

he's just my little wet bat

[crimefightr]

Little broose and his Little baby heart imprinting on Hamlet/Count of Monte Cristo/Legend of Zorro/The Gray Ghost COS he's a nerd.

[crimefightr]

He has to act fast. He has to keep moving. One wrong move and they descend upon him like a horde. He's seen these moves before. He's been taught by the best, after all. But even that isn't much when you're dehydrated, concussed and clearly running on very little sleep.

( Tsk. He's faced worse odds. )

He sees an escape. He just waits for one of them to make a mistake. And the clash ends abruptly when they all meet in the middle, fists and swords and shields and his grapple gun - wiry now and slower than it used to be - latches onto a window sill and flings him out from the center of it all. Only to snap when he was barely 20 feet off the ground without any purchase. Fuck. He missed his cape.

He clung to whatever grip he could manage to the end of the broken rope still clinging to the window sill and swung far enough that he thought he had some leeway of an advantage from the horde of Amazons once they notice he was gone. He didn't need them. He needed her. And it's almost like lightning strike - he senses the static in the air before it's a BANG. And his spine cries before he does, slammed against the nearby wall and pinned with a sword against his throat only to stare up at her.

" D-Diana...Help."

@shelassos .