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Some posts are NSFW - 23/ PNW/ INFJ/ Koreaboo Trashcan

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[teoami]

Bless these children

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[vampiregerards]

peak academia is scanning a 300 page book for a single phrase to use in ur essay just to add the big fancy book title to ur sources

[crimesolvingcat]

Back on my bullshit again

[justlookatthosesausages]

This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg

[folly-of-alexandria]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Sounds perfectly understandable to me.

She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples.

[tienriu]

I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part.  But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me.  I assumed it was another language - potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there.

I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value.  But also it’s not just an accent - that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed.

I’m a weird one though - I grew up in an asian country (not white), and somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots :)

“Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”.

It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.

[trans-sister-radi0]

Are you saying “The Big Yin” could also translate into “Big Dick Energy”???

[thebibliosphere]

Abso-fucking-lutely.

[deadgodjess]

It’s funny that what to me is Elsa’s blissed out face. She looks high as fuck. Good for her!

[thebibliosphere]

She really did let it go.

[ugly]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[16bithoe]

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

The four you the next week

[orlandobloomers]

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal

pics of you smiling with ur mom 

pics of plants

pics of ur dog

pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

[officialcrow]

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[memecage]

It’s an insightful answer at the very least

[crimesolvingcat]

He won’t show affection to me at all but to everyone else it’s all hugs and shit. I love it. Makes me feel so wanted. I understand it’s over, but I would like to be treated like the friend you say I am.

[thexfiles]

shoutout to this week for ending

[sparrowscupoftea-deactivated201]

Do you ever just realise that your not wanted. Like you knew it anyway in the back of your mind but you just have that all nightly feeling of “wow yeah I’m not needed there” and it’s HORRIBLE.

[itsalla-masquerade-deactivated2]

It’s the kind of sadness that won’t produce tears but is much worse than crying.