*: ･ﾟ✧ dexter season one episode one starters.
feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed!
“ you’re mine now, so do exactly as i say.”
“ i want you to be quiet.”
“ you have to listen… do what i say.”
“ it’s horrible. isn’t it? isn’t it?”
“ OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID!”
“ look or i’ll cut your eyelids right off your face.”
“ stop! that never helped anybody.”
“ please, you can have anything.”
“ please, you have to understand.”
“ trust me, i definitely understand.”
“ see, i can’t help myself either.”
“ i don’t know what made me the way i am.”
“ i don’t know what made me the way i am, but whatever it was left a hollow place inside.”
“ people fake a lot of human interactions, but i feel like i fake them all. and i fake them very well.”
“ they’re both dead now.”
“ i didn’t kill them. honest.”
“ you’re different, aren’t you?”
“ there were a lot of bones in there.”
“ i’m a very neat monster.”
“ [name], are you there?”
“ i need you here, okay? please? pretty fucking please with cheese on top.”
“ where the hell do you keep your gun?”
“ how does someone so dumb get so much power?”
“ she knows how to play the game. you could take a lesson.”
“ you can’t get so emotionally invested.”
“ what can i do to help?”
“ can i bounce some ideas off of you later? you know i always get smarter when i’m talking to you.”
“ you just need a little more confidence.”
“ you’re making me smarter already, see?”
“ it’s hot as hell out here.”
“ there’s no blood here.”
“ it’s the weirdest thing you ever saw.”
“ i can’t think. i have to get out of here.”
“ i wish you’d stop that.”
“ it’s one of those mating rituals which i really don’t understand.”
“ see you at the next bloodbath?”
“ ha-ha, you’re a sick bastard.”
“ and thanks for the fucking doughnut.”
“ never leave home without my rubber gloves.”
“ one of these days you’re gonna tell me.”
“ i like doing it. maybe i can help out. it fills my nights.”
“ you have a morbid sense of fun.”
“ just don’t get me fired.”
“ just like me… empty inside.”
“ where the hell you been?”
“ you’re giving me the fucking creeps, you know that?”
“ look at the blood spatter, look at the patterns. it tells a story.”
“ there’s always a sacrifice.”
“ animals don’t like me.”
“ have you ever wanted to kill anything else? like a person?”
“ i don’t understand sex.”
“ when it comes to the actual act of sex, it’s always just seemed so… undignified.”
“ vanilla, chocolate and strawberry… which one do you think melts faster?”
“ needless to say, i have some unusual habits.”
“ normal people are so hostile.”
“ just stay right there.”
“ will they catch him soon?”
“ i’m sorry. i don’t think i want to.”
“ you and i had an understanding.”
“ you come to me, you tell me, and we deal with it together.”
“ there’s blood on this knife!”
“ are you sure? are you telling me the truth?”
“ i thought we had this under control.”
“ you still don’t remember anything from before?”
“ what happened changed something inside you.”
“ i’m afraid your urge to kill is only going to get stronger.”
“ you’re saying i’ll be like this forever.”
“ how can it ever be good?”
“ you’re saying… you’re saying they deserve it.”
“ remember this forever: you are not alone and you are loved.”
“ she’s dumber than the boat people. throw her a fucking raft.”
“ you should try it sometime, you need a life.”
“ don’t make me hit you.”
“ what are you thinking?”
“ why the hell is that important?”
“ i’m pretty sure i covered all my tracks.”
“ what’s your thing, psycho?”
“ it’s okay. i don’t want to upset anybody.”
“ i have an idea. something in a different direction.”
“ i’m watching you, motherfucker.”
“ no security guards. that’s good.”
“ i was worried. i didn’t know what to do.”
“ would you like to come in?”
“ i don’t want to lose you.”
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