Hotch: What do you call disobeying the law?
The BAU: A hobby.
Hotch: *crosses his arms*
The BAU: That we do not engage in.
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@criminal-minds-quotes
Hotch: What do you call disobeying the law?
The BAU: A hobby.
Hotch: *crosses his arms*
The BAU: That we do not engage in.
Spencer: Kill him.
Emily: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Hotch: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Rossi: What was that?
Hotch: The sound of someone else's problem.
Derek: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Garcia: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Hotch: Hopefully Jason has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Gideon: Oh, shut up and die Hotchner.
Emily: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
JJ:
JJ: Why are you eating dirt?
Emily: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Derek: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Spencer: Voldemort?
Derek: No.
Spencer: Is it Voldemort?
Derek: It's not Voldemort.
Spencer: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
Emily: What? No! Me and Spencer are not dating!
Spencer: Yes I’m sorry to disappoint… but I have standards
Rossi: Would you guys say you’re independent?
Spencer and Emily: *looking at Hotch*
Hotch: *nods*
Spencer: I’d say so, yes.
Emily: Definitely!
Sean: *runs into the glass door and knocks himself out*
Aaron:
Rossi: Isn’t that your brother over there?
Aaron: SHH! Lower your damn voice-
Hotch: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
the BAU: Literally all the time.
Hotch: Then you should be used to it. Pussy.
Fake Spencer: Kill him, he’s the clone!!
Hotchner: [shoots the clone] The real Spencer would never pass up an opportunity to die.
Hotch, walking into the office: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?!
Garcia: It’s kind of complicated, But Emily-
Hotch: Got it. Forget I asked.
Spencer, to a fire alarm: How could you even be beeping? I just disconnected you. I took your battery. How could you- [fire alarm beeps]
Spencer: Don’t you dare interrupt me!
Emily: How good of a mood are you in right now?
Hotchner: … What did you do?
Rossi: Oh my god! Prentiss, that’s a lot of blood! Are you okay?
Emily: Yea, don’t worry. It’s not my blood.
Rossi: Oh that’s a relief.
Rossi:
Rossi: Wait-
Hotch: Wait, you are involved in this?!?
Spencer: You’ve know me for far too long to be surprised by this news as you are.