[WHY DID I MAKE THIS AGAIN??]

[JUST A WARMACHINE WITH A BLOG, NOTHING MUCH TO IT]

[crimson-warbot]

ASK/RP BLOG FOR V2 THEMSELVES/ITSELF

not a very long intro but it's the best I can do:

Common sense for asks would be obvious, but no godmodding, that's for sure

Ask questions, interact as you please, and nothing INHERENTLY sexual, if possible.

Be weary that just cause this blog is small, I won't be able to get to every question/interaction, I am an adult with a life aside from this- lol

But uh...yeah, sorry for the short intro post! But have fun, stay safe! Nothing too complicated or inherently sexual please!

\\ [Also just in case people get confused or concerned, I am 23 as I was born in 2002. Usually I wouldn't MIND explicit stuff, but frankly I don't think V2 would understand a lot of it]

\\ [TY for reading this post and have an awesome day!]

[crimson-warbot]

*hands you a single grain of sand*

[I-...]

[THANK YOU??]

[HOW DID YOU EVEN A SINGULAR GRAIN..]

[NONETHELESS, I SHALL KEEP IT SAFE, REGARDLESS IF HOW YOU GOT IT OR WHERE YOU GOT IT!]

o7

[power-of-spare-change]

[I DIDNT EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU ON TUMBLR, AT LEAST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU.]

• @crimson-warbot

[ WHO LET THE KNOCKOFF INTO MY INBOX . ]

[ HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSING YOUR ARM ? ]

[crimson-warbot]

[FIRST OF ALL, AT LEAST I HAD MORE USES THAN YOU DID BEFORE HUMANITY FELL.]

[SECONDLY, RUDE.]

[I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT AT LEAST I HAVE A FUNCTIONING ARM THERE-!!]

[power-of-spare-change]

[ NOT FOR LONG . ]

[power-of-better-spare-change]

[ How does it feel to know there are two of us now, and only one of you, Lesser Machine? ]

[power-of-spare-change]

[ I CAN STILL KICK BOTH OF YOUR ASSES ]

[crimson-warbot]

[GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.]

[power-of-spare-change]

[I DIDNT EXPECT TO RUN INTO YOU ON TUMBLR, AT LEAST ANOTHER ONE OF YOU.]

• @crimson-warbot

[ WHO LET THE KNOCKOFF INTO MY INBOX . ]

[ HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSING YOUR ARM ? ]

[crimson-warbot]

[FIRST OF ALL, AT LEAST I HAD MORE USES THAN YOU DID BEFORE HUMANITY FELL.]

[SECONDLY, RUDE.]

[I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT AT LEAST I HAVE A FUNCTIONING ARM THERE-!!]

[crimson-warbot]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[HOW MANY CATS ARE HERE??]

[WHAT IS HAPPENING????]

[WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM???]

[crimson-warbot]

Hi I'm back to bless your inbox with more ducks. Here is a call duck :]

[OH MY GOODNESS, MORE DUCKS!!]

[crimson-warbot]

Uhhhh hug?

*the crimson warmachine looked at the anon in confusion; eventually opening their arms to them.*

[I DONT SEE THE HARM IN A HUG, SURE!]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

Due to popular demand, I am now giving teachings of the boulder. Only for 9.99 a second buy now

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

@power-of-an-angel @the-king-of-lust

[power-of-an-angel]

I’m not paying for that.

[crimson-warbot]

[I HAVE A COUPLE GOLD COINS I COULD SPARE IF THAT IS OKAY—]

[av-42-model]

[SEEMS THERE IS A NEW MODEL OUT AND ABOUT I SEE?]

[THIS INTRIGUES ME A LOT, BUT I NOTICED YOUR WEARINESS OF THE SERPENTS!]

[AS A V MODEL WHO HAS ONCE GUARDED MAN BEFORE HUMANITY'S DOWNFALL, I'VE LEARNED FROM THEM SNAKES ARE ACTUALLY FAIRLY HARMLESS DESPITE THEIR APPEARANCE AND REPUTATION, AND ESPECIALLY HARMLESS TO US!]

[THOUGH YOU CAN TELL IF THEIR VENOMOUS OR NOT JUST BY THE SHAPE OF THEIR HEAD AND THE SCALES UNDERNEATH THE END OF ITS TAIL!]

[THOUGH REGARDLESS OF SUCH, THE MAIN WORRY WE HAVE WITH SNAKES IS THAT SOME VENOM COAGULATES THE BLOOD OF WHICH IS USED FOR FUEL, WHICH ISNT FUN..]

[HOPE THIS BUT IF KNOWLEDGE HELPS A BIT, FROM ONE ROBOT TO ANOTHER-!]

• @crimson-warbot

"... Appreciated as this information is, as I have no idea what this Hell contains, that's far from why I hold distrust to these... wretched little things."

*He still keeps the firearm trained on the snoodle. The snoodle is just existing on a rock.*

[QUERY: THREAT LEVEL?]

{If you had ever had the misfortune of encountering the beast, you would know precisely what my animosity to that thing stems from.}

*... They don't seem to recognize the term for "humans" though.*

[crimson-warbot]

[DONT WORRY, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS FOR ALL THIS, ITS A BIT SCARY, I KNOW.]

[BUT SO LONG AS YOU DONT INITIALLY POSE A THREAT, THEY WONT DO THE SAME IN RETURN.]

[WHICH MEANS KEEPING YOUR DISTANCE IS IMPORTANT AND BEING AWARE IF YOUR SURROUNDINGS IS AS WELL.]

[ON THE NOTE OF HUMANS..]

[I USED TO BE A GUARDIAN OF MAN BEFORE HUMANITY FELL AND I WAS BROUGHT TO HELL.]

[DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS POINT]

[av-42-model]

"Mmm, unless they're attached to a beast from another dimension..."

[CONTEXT REQUEST: BEAST]

{You don't even grasp interstellar travel, I cannot explain whatever the fuck that thing is to you.}

"Trust me, a bastard with twin serpents is bad enough. It's worse when those serpents have jaws that can crush metal."

"... Those damn things rended the Biotide without much issue... even with this body, can't be too careful..."

[crimson-warbot]

[WAIT WAIT]

[KING MINOS'S SNAKES CAN CRUSH METAL??]

[THATS...ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL IN A STRANGE WAY.]

[av-42-model]

[SEEMS THERE IS A NEW MODEL OUT AND ABOUT I SEE?]

[THIS INTRIGUES ME A LOT, BUT I NOTICED YOUR WEARINESS OF THE SERPENTS!]

[AS A V MODEL WHO HAS ONCE GUARDED MAN BEFORE HUMANITY'S DOWNFALL, I'VE LEARNED FROM THEM SNAKES ARE ACTUALLY FAIRLY HARMLESS DESPITE THEIR APPEARANCE AND REPUTATION, AND ESPECIALLY HARMLESS TO US!]

[THOUGH YOU CAN TELL IF THEIR VENOMOUS OR NOT JUST BY THE SHAPE OF THEIR HEAD AND THE SCALES UNDERNEATH THE END OF ITS TAIL!]

[THOUGH REGARDLESS OF SUCH, THE MAIN WORRY WE HAVE WITH SNAKES IS THAT SOME VENOM COAGULATES THE BLOOD OF WHICH IS USED FOR FUEL, WHICH ISNT FUN..]

[HOPE THIS BUT IF KNOWLEDGE HELPS A BIT, FROM ONE ROBOT TO ANOTHER-!]

• @crimson-warbot

"... Appreciated as this information is, as I have no idea what this Hell contains, that's far from why I hold distrust to these... wretched little things."

*He still keeps the firearm trained on the snoodle. The snoodle is just existing on a rock.*

[QUERY: THREAT LEVEL?]

{If you had ever had the misfortune of encountering the beast, you would know precisely what my animosity to that thing stems from.}

*... They don't seem to recognize the term for "humans" though.*

[crimson-warbot]

[DONT WORRY, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS FOR ALL THIS, ITS A BIT SCARY, I KNOW.]

[BUT SO LONG AS YOU DONT INITIALLY POSE A THREAT, THEY WONT DO THE SAME IN RETURN.]

[WHICH MEANS KEEPING YOUR DISTANCE IS IMPORTANT AND BEING AWARE IF YOUR SURROUNDINGS IS AS WELL.]

[ON THE NOTE OF HUMANS..]

[I USED TO BE A GUARDIAN OF MAN BEFORE HUMANITY FELL AND I WAS BROUGHT TO HELL.]

[DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN THIS POINT]

[crimson-warbot]

[IS THIS WHAT PAIN IS LIKE???]

[MY BODY FEELS CRACKLY AND RUSTY AND IT IS NOT PLEASANT.]

[I CAN MOVE STILL, BUT ITS NOT PLEASANT AT ALL AND ITS NOT VERY WELL THAT I CAN MOVE..]

[sanguinedescent]

*-V2 proceeds to throw a random slice of provolone cheese at you-*

[THE FUCK!?]

[crimson-warbot]

[YOU'RE WELCOME.]

[crimson-warbot]

KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH

[WH- HEY-!!]

[WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? WHERE DID THE SAND FILLED BOX COME FROM????]

[STOP THAT, I JUST CLEANED THIS PLACE UP—]

[...DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN.]

[I'L GET THE CLEANING SUPPLIES BACK OUT..]

[crimson-warbot]

[I-...]

[THANK YOU??]

[I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY I WAS GIVEN CHICKEN NUGGETS.]

[...I THINK I WANNA SHARE THESE WITH V1, ACTUALLY. I THINK THEY MIGHT LIKE THESE..]

[sanguinedescent]

[WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A CHUNK OF BLOODLESS MEAT]

[crimson-warbot]

[I DONT KNOW???]

[...STARE AT IT???]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

Anyway. I ascended once more to my old layer. The layer of greed. Found this red gopro

Beat the shit out of it

[crimson-warbot]

[WHAT DID I EVEN DO???]

[I THINK IT WAS UNCALLED FOR, IN MY OPINION.]

[I DIDNT EVEN START THE FIGHT, I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

I apologise, daughter of man. I thought you were a repainted version of the child of man (V1)

[sanguinedescent]

Ooc, V2 has their pronouns in their intro post and the mun is an introject OF V2 can we please not misgender them

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

Ooc here, can't exactly say child of man 2, but I getcha. I just think sisyphus would headcannon v1 and v2 having different genders based on the voices and colours. Sorry mate, will do better next time.

[crimson-warbot]

\\ooc, but also still me, I'm not too worried, ur all good! I thank you for understanding and if it means you feel any better, i have been called 'daughter' a lot in source; so I usually think of it, for myself, as a gender neutral thing anyways, similar to 'girl' in a lot of phrases nowadays 👍👍

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

Anyway. I ascended once more to my old layer. The layer of greed. Found this red gopro

Beat the shit out of it

[crimson-warbot]

[WHAT DID I EVEN DO???]

[I THINK IT WAS UNCALLED FOR, IN MY OPINION.]

[I DIDNT EVEN START THE FIGHT, I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

And that is also my throne

[crimson-warbot]

[...IN MY DEFENSE, I HAD TO LOOK INTIMIDATING SOMEHOW]

[...IT DIDNT WORK OUT VERY WELL.]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

Anyway. I ascended once more to my old layer. The layer of greed. Found this red gopro

Beat the shit out of it

[crimson-warbot]

[WHAT DID I EVEN DO???]

[I THINK IT WAS UNCALLED FOR, IN MY OPINION.]

[I DIDNT EVEN START THE FIGHT, I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.]

[sisyphusprimeofgreed]

I apologise, daughter of man. I thought you were a repainted version of the child of man (V1)

[crimson-warbot]

[ITS FINE, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, GABRIEL THOUGHT THE SAME THING THE FIRST TIME I POPPED UP IN GLUTTONY]