MOVED

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MOD/OOC: MOVING TO @crimsonten !! Please whoever is following this blog follow the new one!!

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Yall why are my reblogs not showing up did I get shadow banned or what 💔

[notarnoldfrenken]

hi I’m trying to mail you guys a bomb what address should I send it to

It may be armed

<<…Vegas?>>

[FEDERATION PEACEKEEPERS’ BASE LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE GO HERE.]

<<Thank you, Vegas.>>

[crimson-nougat]

wait thats-- please dont mail us a bomb?!?!?! (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

[notarnoldfrenken]

What do you mean? That’s not your coordinates, silly.

[crimson-nougat]

I KNOW WHAT OUR COORDINATES ARE!!! YOU CANT TRICK ME MERCENARY DOG!!!!! (⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛

[notarnoldfrenken]

I wouldn’t worry about it. Soon enough, there won’t be anything at that location :) That should clear up this little disagreement.

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ASTERISK SIGHS AND RELOADS A SHOTGUN

[notarnoldfrenken]

hi I’m trying to mail you guys a bomb what address should I send it to

It may be armed

<<…Vegas?>>

[FEDERATION PEACEKEEPERS’ BASE LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE GO HERE.]

<<Thank you, Vegas.>>

[crimson-nougat]

wait thats-- please dont mail us a bomb?!?!?! (⁠(⁠(⁠;⁠ꏿ⁠_⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)⁠)⁠)

[crimsonblank]

<< ..should we try to resend it back to the hitman team headquarters? >>

[federation-awacs]

.. can you tell me everything that happened after after april? - @crimson-nougat

<< Look... I rather not. Sometime else, okay? >>

[crimson-nougat]

please?

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<< Is he talking about Presidia? >>

@federation-awacs

[crimson-nougat]

crimson..........

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<< ..Nougat, you good? >>

[crimson-nougat]

(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

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<< ..You can speak to me if you need to. >>

[crimson-nougat]

crimson..........

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<< ..Nougat, you good? >>

[crimson-nougat]

our world may be relentless in its cruelty but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i stay silly!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) but i

[crimsonblank]

<< I’m not sure if Nougat is ok. >>

[crimson-nougat]

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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<< I mean it doesn’t look that bad!! I’d try it. What’s it made from? >>

[crimson-nougat]

awwww thank you.. its orange and chocolate cake mix!!

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<< Oh that sounds nice!! Wish we could give it to C1.. maybe we should take it to awacs or the others. >>

[crimson-nougat]

hmm, i dunno if espresso and others would want this (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

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<< ..Give me a moment. >>

HE OPENS HIS PHONE AND TEXTS ESPRESSO

"Yo Nougat made some cake, u and others at awacs want some?"

@federation-awacs

[crimson-nougat]

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[crimsonblank]

<< I mean it doesn’t look that bad!! I’d try it. What’s it made from? >>

[crimson-nougat]

awwww thank you.. its orange and chocolate cake mix!!

[crimsonblank]

<< Oh that sounds nice!! Wish we could give it to C1.. maybe we should take it to awacs or the others. >>

[crimson-nougat]

i wanted to make something for crimson squadron but ended up with an absolute dogshit cake. just completely fucked it up. im so sorry. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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<< I mean it doesn’t look that bad!! I’d try it. What’s it made from? >>

[therealcrimson1]

the horribly ooc part becomes more true everyday half these answers are just me

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What if you’re actually just c1 secretly

[federation-awacs]

<< Ok so I got the good news and the bad news: the good news is that we have a catfish in the crimson squadron building now, it lives in the bathtub for now. The bad news is that the basement is flooding. >>

- @crimsonblank

<< ... >> << I live in the AWACS building and we have our own bathrooms with showers so... I couldn't care less. Have fun. >>

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<< :( >>

[crimson-6]

<< You seem to like boss.. a lot. >>

- @crimsonblank

Yeah…

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<< ..Want me to help you prepare a valentine gift? >>

[crimson-6]

Sure!

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BONDING TIME!!

[therealcrimson1]

<< I’ll try to see if I can find a tank for it for now! If I can’t, we can probably just put it into a bathtub until we figure something out. For now it uhh.. seems to be doing fine in the basement. >>

<< You're...keeping it? Well, in that case, please clean the tub well before you place it in- I'm sure there's soap residue all over over it.. >>

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AFTER CLEANING OUT THE TUB AND PREPARING IT, FILLING IT WITH WATER, HE PROCEEDS TO DRAG THE CATFISH ALL THE WAY FROM THE BASEMENT INTO TUB.

SIGH << I guess I’ll just uhh.. wait for someone else to come to talk about what to do with this thing now. >>

[crimson-6]

<< You seem to like boss.. a lot. >>

- @crimsonblank

Yeah…

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<< ..Want me to help you prepare a valentine gift? >>

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NEW PFP YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH