sleep pants & tank tops

Kat / 20 / EST / College student / Linguistics Major / Actually 5 years old

[crimsonxskies]

brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

[theweirdwideweb]

[thenordroom]

Scandinavian apartment

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[sulltopia]

kim_jungyoung

[wootn]

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

[library-mermaid-blog]

[catgirlnips]

this is the kind of quality content I want to see

[anyonebutalex-deactivated201306]

[unclefather]

stylish yet illegal

[andromeda40002019]

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

[doppelgender]

the clunk wrote this

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth

[polarisnetwork]

this is why i have problems when videogames tell me to “press X”

[crimsonxskies]

Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."

Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*

[pussylipgloss]

anon: i was just shot in my own home ????!!what should i do? you’re so funny btw i love you

[gothcostco]

two bros sitting in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[gothcostco]

@enchantedbyhiddles 4 you

[coxal]

being nice to waiters is so easy and good the relief in their eyes when you arent angry that you had to wait for 10 minutes makes me sad so just. be nice to waiters

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the number one celebrity tweet nothing tops this

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me when I’m not collecting those notes

[punchy-larue]