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Fanfiction/HC Masterlist

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A Complete Disgrace | 25/25 | 118K Words | M | Gen-ish (canon SP parent pairings feature heavily; particularly Gerald Broflovski/Sheila Broflovski. Additionally there's some past Gerald Broflovski/Laura Tucker and an ongoing-ish it's complicated!Gerald Broflovski/Stuart McCormick thing)

"An overworked big-city lawyer returns to his hometown for the holidays. Along for the ride is his equally burnt-out — and arguably more competent — wife. All they have to do is clean out his parents’ house, survive a barn dance, and not self-destruct spectacularly."

Essentially a prequel set during the High Holiday season, showing the events leading up to Gerald and Sheila moving to South Park/the Main 4’s births. It's also a Hallmark Movie sendup.

Gerald and Sheila-centric (chapters generally alternate between their POV's), while Randy, Sharon, Stuart, Carol, Liane and Laura also all feature heavily. Most of the main families, with the exception of those who canonically moved later (Stoches, Valmers, Daniels) have at least one family member who've cameoed.

📖Work(s) In Progress

We'll Make it, I Swear | 10/12 | 78k+ Words | E | Gerald Broflovski/Stuart McCormick

"Gerald Broflovski isn't quite sure what he expected when he invited his best friend out to the East Coast after high school graduation, but it definitely wasn't this. A story about trying to figure out what the fuck to do after you accidentally fall into bed with the one person you can't afford to lose."

An AU in which Stuart tags along with Gerald when he heads off for "fancy" community college and they “accidentally” start a romantic relationship. The story goes from a vague late 80's time period up to about the mid 10's/the "modern South Park" era. Though the focus is on the romance, I will also be looking at how the town changes when two of the Main 4 don't exist.

POV alternates between Stuart and Gerald. There will also be some additional pairings as we go as well. (Notably Carol McCormick/Laura Tucker, and Liane Cartman/Thomas Tucker)

Sick of Seventeen | 4/? | 26K+ Words | M | Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick/Nichole Daniels, Shelley Marsh/Kevin McCormick starts with both Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski/Nichole Daniels, more to be added

"All things considered, Junior Year was is going great for Stan Marsh. His sister skipped town, the SATs are looming, and a secret from his best friend has just launched him headfirst into an existential crisis. Everything is completely fine."

Set in the (mostly) modern day (early 2020s). Though the main pairing is Style, the POV's will rotate through quite a few characters, all dealing with their own drama and perspectives on things.

Note that while all my fics are written as standalones, some backstories and OC's overlap.

🍵Extras

Faceclaims

The Broflovski Family (Gerald, Sheila, and their Parents/Siblings)

Other South Park Parents

Additional Characters

Headcanons

Gerald Headcanons

Sheila Headcanons

Kyle Headcanons

Stuart Sibling Headcanons

Father's Day Headcanons

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So who do you think are the good cooks among the parents?

It's confirmed that Liane is a really good cook (you would have to be if Cartman is your son lol), and I like to think Sheila is too (Kyle does love her beef stew). The jury's still out on Randy, as I feel "Creme Fraiche" kind of kept things ambiguous lol.

I think Liane's a better baker, while Sheila's a better cook. 100% Liane is the best baker in South Park, and just generally makes really good confectionaries. Her cooking is still quite good, but often rich and occasionally horrific, due to how she caters to Eric's tastes and sweet tooth (chocolate chicken pot pie you haunt my dreams). 10/10 her baking is life-changing.

I also think Sheila's a really good cook. I think she likes improvising too, but she knows how to and is good at it. Since Sheila's the primary cook too, it's also how she's able to keep her family kosher for the holidays, though I'd say she does not keep a kosher kitchen. Gerald... I'm pretty sure he's mostly a bacon and eggs guy, and that's what Kyle and Ike get if Sheila's indisposed for some reason. Also in general, Sheila's kinda eh about cooking pork products unless it's explicitly requested, so Gerald will usually do those if he or the kids really want something. Which means he makes most breakfasts and will put the pepperoni on the pizza for him and the kids (and to feel like he's helping). Shellfish is a mostly restaurant-only thing.

I think Randy's actually a good cook, he's just so fucking obnoxious about it that any enjoyment you get from the food is completely and utterly destroyed by how exhausting he is. I've said it before but man really needs ADHD meds, it's ruining everyone else's life. I also think when he fucks up a recipe, it's really bad. Sharon meanwhile is a perfectly serviceable cook. Not the most amazing thing ever, but also she's never made anything that's crashed and burned.

While this has no basis in canon, I like to think Carol could be a good cook IF she had actual recipes and ingredients to work with. Stuart's a lost cause, but can defrost in a pinch. A "we need food right now or we will die dad" pinch. It's a harrowing journey for him.

As for the Stotches, quality varies wildly. Stephen doesn't cook because he's pretty sure he isn't supposed to? The sad thing is he probably loved to do it when he was a kid, but his mom probably took one look at him, called him a slur, and told him to go do boy things. Linda can make some pretty good food, but if she's... not at her best, then it's absolutely awful. But then they get takeout. I do think as an engineer she prefers baking, since it requires precise measurements.

Out of some of the other parents, I think Steve and Linda Black probably are so-so (they seem like they could have someone do meal prep for them + they're busy with work), Laura's pretty good at cooking too, Betsy was a good cook and Roger has been suffering ever since, and Wendy's dad is the main cook in their house.

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im sorry but you actually think gerald is not like the biggest piece of shit for photoshopping penis in women with breast cancer mouths?like he is borderline misogynist

No, I didn't of that at all when I wrote his nine-year-old self being the primary reason that the town started calling eight-year-old Liane Cartman a dirty slut, which likely influenced her own self-perception and was a core trauma for her. Or when instead of confronting his feelings for his best friend, he instead lied and told his friends that he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldn't put out. I definitely didn't think of that when his wife found out about what he did to Liane and forced him to apologize, his immediate reaction was "I did nothing wrong but maybe I'll do it in exchange for a sexual favour" and "the better solution from here on out is to just say mean things under the cover of anonymity."

I would've never guessed or thought this. Ever. 😉

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Hello @spookyladyearthquake 🔥🔥

[geraldbroflovski42]

More drawings I made of the south park adults.

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So... do we think that Randy Marsh would be so gauche as to bring his new friend Stephen Stotch (who has never met either of them in this continuity) to Gerald and Stuart's Bachelor Party?

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i need more nedbo in this fandom please and thank you

[geraldbroflovski42]

GERALDD!! I love him so so much. He's a professional ragebaiter my guys

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hi to the three other stuart mccormick fans out there. i got bored. throws my fem stuart mccormick at you

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Everyone want to pat his fluffy hair, a shame he doesn't like it :/

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Trying to figure out Cartman's (or I guess Eric Tucker's) personality where he has a father (or at least someone who thinks is his father, they were engaged both gave each other a hall pass at the Barn Dance, so Liane still slept with Jack Tenorman) as well as a younger half-sister since I decided to essentially give him the same set up as the pilot.

Like I want it to still be Cartman, but also... him with a full family unit (even one with a secret that if he found out he'd pretend didn't happen) and no Kyle and Kenny is... hm. He's like so minor in this but there's a lot to think about with how everything gets flipped around a bit.

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Gerald is a big boy! He took a big boy poop!

Anyways, how do you think Sheila would react if she finds out Gerald is skankhunt42?

A true victim of the TSA, but he needed that validation in his life 😔.

Please note that a lot of this is HC based on the inordinate amount of works I have featuring fucking Gerald South Park of all people, so I may be a bit biased to going easier on him than he really deserves.

So... I will say with how I wrote Gerald throughout both ACD and WMIS, I think it's really hard for anyone who knows him intimately to... not suspect him, at least a little bit? So I 100% think that Sheila basically has to have her suspicions, but she always thought Gerald would feel comfortable going to her even if he did something stupid and illegal. I think those suspicions only grew, were briefly extinguished when he gaslit the fuck out of her by framing Ike (which imo is the worst thing he did by a country mile, even including the horrific cyber-bullying of Freja Ollegard), and then reignited right at the end when Laura said something. I think right as she was typing his name in, she knew what she was going to find... especially because Ike was 100% clean.

Unlike what Gerald thought (and one reason why I wrote him with severe abandonment issues), I don't think she would've left him, even if she would've been well within her right to do so because... lmfao just look at everything that happened. The thing that would piss her off the most honestly is dragging Kyle and Ike into things and getting Ike to take the fall. Like she'd be more pissed he didn't tell her, and what he did to their kids than about anything he actually did (given that she started a war that led to hell on Earth until Kenny's wish saved the day... she might be more willing to forgive that than most).

For Sick of Seventeen, where he and Sheila are side characters, I did have it heavily implied he was forced to do therapy when she found out... which is a fate worse than death for a Gen X man. He deserves to suffer. I also have like a vague idea for a oneshot that directly has him and Sheila discussing and dealing with the S20 fallout but... well I've got a bunch of other things I want to finish first.

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Yup for the last time a WMIS chapter needs to be split in two. I figured it would but...

Also, while the rogaine preserved his hairline, his job assures he goes grey instead. such are the fates.

[geraldbroflovski42]

Im not sure why but ive been really hyperfixated on d1ldoshwaggins all day so I drew him with the one and only Sk@nkhunt42 😼 oh and a drawing of him alone. I never realized he had a wolf and a moon on his shirt 😭

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Oh and sketch with dances with all ships from rp

and close-ups for everyone

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Kyle being a jealous little bastard when it comes to Stan, the compilation