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cuchabra

heartwarming! old man discovers he hasnt seen everything life has to offer yet

thefuzzydave

drinkyourjuiceshelby

stupidbeecandle

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

glowingghosty

evandash

Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee

feefal

Lamp shade lady and Moth girl (they’re dating)

omghotmemes

See you in 1977

randomslasher

It is literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this because the entire thing is gold.

polyglotplatypus

i did an english dialect quizz and apparently my most prominent one is AAVE? this is what learning english through social media does to you, kids

polyglotplatypus

here!

tenaflyviper

What does this even mean.

justsomeghostofme

This feels unlikely considering the argument I had over rockmellon vs cantaloupe just this week.

tenaflyviper

I was about to say “What the fuck is a rockmelon”, then I realized we call drinking fountains “bubblers” here.

washoepine

About halfway through I restarted because I realized that some of the stuff on the quiz allowed to have multiple answers. I know that my grandpa’s parents (I want to say his mom) came from the Åland Islands, but, uhhh, we’re talking about from back in the 1800′s ish if I recall correctly. Language is weird.

cantankerouscatfish

wow go figure

masochi-michi

colemckenzies

if you think about it there's no real reason for smith to be a more common surname than another standard job like cook. except that smiths fucked more. all those smiths in their forges with their big muscular arms all covered in sweat. i bet the medieval women were gagging for it.

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

the-bee-monarch-deactivated2026

Same bestie,same

weonsinnombre

mohtz

a renaissance lookbook

sentimentals

KIM KIBUM, ‘JUICE’ (BY LIZZO) 211008 YOU HEEYEOLS’ SKETCHBOOK

fuhscia

kang saebyeok so tall and strong

idk-kun

don’t lose your marbles

huyandere

smol and tol

luobingmeis

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

luobingmeis

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

myrcella

The interaction of men and women isn’t very logical… (for @ladycomstock)

civilization-illstayrighthere

i get that broke is “hancock is all about drugs. i have gotten all drug experiences from pg-13 movies.” and woke is “hancock is not defined by his drug usage: he is a mayor, he has a personality, he has depth, if anything hancock doesn’t even do drugs anymore” but bespoke to me is still hancock does a respectable amount of hard drugs but also treats weed like a lot of people treat beer. he will hand you five different joints w five different strains and start talking about turpine content and you’re in tears glued to the couch stoned out of your gourd bc hancock forgot a mere mortal cann’t take a hit from his personally cultivated strain of “irradiated purple fancy lads” without ending up couch locked and vomiting from the spins

civilization-illstayrighthere