Dr. Witch, not witch-doctor

I got a Ko-Fi if you want support my nonsense or buy an art https://ko-fi.com/whimsystitch/shop

[captain-price-returns]

It’s funny to think that scalpers believe that they deserve to live.

[stupidbeecandle]

Sincerely if I could lay a curse of suffering on all sports fans, I would do it every day. I want sports fans to suffer for all the legitimate terror they inflicted on folks. Shit they dont even realize they do.

My neighbors two houses down are screaming vitriolic hate loudly enough that it echoes throughout the neighborhood. Its a fucking tv show. Calm the fuck down. Arent you ashamed to be so overcome with rage at bouncy ball time that your veins are bulging and spittle is flying out? Your child is hiding under the bed in their room. They dont understand why twice a month you turn into a monster that screams hideously detailed threats of incredible violence at a glowing box. If they ever do bring it up you will get mad that they tried to ruin your joy.

My windows are closed. My headphones are on. There are two houses in the way and I can hear this fucker like he's standing in the next room

Sports fans on this level need to die and make the world better for it

[tina-snow]

megan thee stallion as zidler in moulin rouge! the musical (march 24 - may 17)

[peppapigvevo]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[bibivanna]

First Penny fanart✨

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

@decisionscape talks us through a summary of animal genders in English language story books study by the.pudding

Bears Will Be Boys

A data analysis of animal gender in children’s books

[teathattast]

[gifak-net]

Snow Leopard Leaps Nearly 30 Feet

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Look at this fantastic pounce by a snow leopard! We often get videos of athleticism in domestic cats, rarely for bigger ones. You can see how that huge tail helps counterbalance the leap in mid-air. This is a great example of enrichment that encourages natural behavior, too.

[hail-lucipurrr]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[feefal]

Ive been posting art on this site for near a decade whilst bravely refusing to draw men, but the tension between Qifrey and Olruggio might be what finally makes me cave

[intairnwetrust]

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[parkchanwoohoo]

Spooning my partner in the living room while waiting for the game to start and I started humping them as a joke and without even turning around from the screen they were like "It's so cute you think you can top" and I got mad and was like I CAN TOP, I CAN TOP which didn't make me sound like I can at all I'm furious

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[halfabouros]

No but actually LMAO

[beargirlcock]

yeah bossman lemme get a pack of the uhh, siscon yuricest envelopes

[hotvintagepoll]

Anybody else desperately miss summer reading programs from like. 20 years ago.

[hotvintagepoll]

for everyone telling me to check my library of COURSE I have, those are what I’m talking about! But the adult ones my library runs 1) are through an app 2) don’t have any prizes, or the prizes are raffle tickets 3) aren’t themed around Space or Castles or Dinosaurs or Pirates, the only themes I will accept

[stupidbeecandle]

My local library's summer reading program is totally groovy. The rewards for kids are better but the adults get these funkadelic shaped and textured cards in fun shapes, and stickers and theres events you can "earn" a spot to attend. Its all themed after 70s retro disco bugs. Its out of sight.

I wish I could send my library to other folks. They also have ducks