Dr. Witch, not witch-doctor

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[fandom-march-madness]

who is the most beloved?

Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Husk (Hazbin Hotel)

Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Bow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Kua (Children of the Light)

Scorpia (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Carmilla (Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu)

Shelby Allen (Hello From The Hallowoods)

Ruth Fleming (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Agent 4815 (Project: Daydream)

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

Propaganda:

Ruth Fleming (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

she’s a pervy bi high schooler played by a woman in her lates 30’s. That’s basically a big chunk of everyone on tumblr

Agent 4815 (Project: Daydream)

Cool, extremely competent agent at an agency that saves the world

She’s trans

She’s very strong

Also very clever, but surrounded by incredible geniuses, so she’s skim-reading thesis’s

She’s so pleased to have a friend!

She chokes on her drink when she finds out her coworker is a lesbian.

Very cool and collected and subtle

[yellydany]

Suicune taking a nap in the forest💧🌾

[semolinaart]

trip to the last stop

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[adeebobo]

this reminds me of me and my friend’s horse named Drugs

when i was in middle school me and my friends had a small yellow horse eraser we fondly named “drugs”. this led to a lot of middle school tomfoolery around his name and saying shit like “Ma’am, so and so took drugs from me” and other dumb shit like that.

eventually, our english teacher, Mr. R, caught onto the joke. instead of writing us up or sending us to the principal though, he played along, making similar jokes like “(name), stop taking drugs.” “hey. you three. you need to share drugs if he’s going to be at the table.” “no drugs today, guys?” so on and so forth.

by the end of the school year it had become a very fond joke between us and this english teacher, so we decided since we were moving onto our freshman year, we decided to give our eng teacher this little yellow horse eraser.

so we go find our english teacher, Mr. R, who was setting up cornhole with our principal and other “big important people” for our 8th grade graduation party, and we hand him the little eraser.

to which he yells as loudly (and happily) as he can: “YOURE GIVING ME DRUGS?!!”

i actually went back to visit him before i left for college, and to this day he still has Drugs on his desk, and regularly tells his new students about me and my friends. ty op for reminding me about Drugs the Horse

[sacred-portal]

[feralfennecfox]

I love taking care of garter snakes so much

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[junglejim4322]

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

[junglejim4322]

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

[junglejim4322]

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

When I was in this age bracket, there was a huge emphasis on improving consent culture via graceful rejection, and it's gone by the wayside. Which sucks.

Twice in my youth (once in high school and once in college) I was in situations where I was asking someone out and I could tell they were calculating in their heads the risks of rejecting me, and both times I said, out loud, "you can say no, I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't prepared for either answer." And then they said no. This wasn't some spark of special wisdom I had - I knew to do it because feminist conversations among my age group brought it up regularly. This isn't happening nearly enough anymore.

More recently, I was really glad when we got to "rejection sensitive dysphoria" in my IOP program and it was one of those symptoms where the therapists really emphasized how it affects others. Because it does.

Being someone who cannot handle rejection makes you much more likely to violate boundaries, and yes, that includes sexual ones. Yes, you, reader who has never hurt a fly. If you don't want to stumble backwards into sexually assaulting someone, fix your RSD meltdowns. If you keep them up it's only a matter of time. Because if you're nice enough to interact with, but are known to have RSD meltdowns, guess what happens when your friends and acquaintances need to reject you?

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[alpha-beta-gamer]

This is Flip-Flop Fury, a physics-based projectile steering indie game where you hurl footwear at despicable targets!

Coming to Steam

[slimegargoyle]

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

[i-believe-in-coffeee]

[captain-price-returns]

It’s funny to think that scalpers believe that they deserve to live.

[stupidbeecandle]

Sincerely if I could lay a curse of suffering on all sports fans, I would do it every day. I want sports fans to suffer for all the legitimate terror they inflicted on folks. Shit they dont even realize they do.

My neighbors two houses down are screaming vitriolic hate loudly enough that it echoes throughout the neighborhood. Its a fucking tv show. Calm the fuck down. Arent you ashamed to be so overcome with rage at bouncy ball time that your veins are bulging and spittle is flying out? Your child is hiding under the bed in their room. They dont understand why twice a month you turn into a monster that screams hideously detailed threats of incredible violence at a glowing box. If they ever do bring it up you will get mad that they tried to ruin your joy.

My windows are closed. My headphones are on. There are two houses in the way and I can hear this fucker like he's standing in the next room

Sports fans on this level need to die and make the world better for it

[tina-snow]

megan thee stallion as zidler in moulin rouge! the musical (march 24 - may 17)

[peppapigvevo]

[proteusolm]

a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth

[bibivanna]

First Penny fanart✨