Shit Post

Tbd

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[theswisscheeserag]

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

[thesnadger]

Parallels.

[the-snadger]

[boytron]

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[pietriarchy]

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

[loremerchant]

[taragrimface]

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

[sapiosexualmcride]

this the video you’re talking about?

[jettkuso]

I will fulfill my amazing digital purpose

[bigsquint]

I bet you're really proud of that pun. Even though I can't see it, I know exactly how smug your amazing digital smirk is.

[jettkuso]

Keep talking like that and you'll see how hard this amazing digital jerk hits.

[evandash]

Woa woa woa if we all calm down ill show you all my amazing digital her tits

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[asymptotic-rage]

Imagine being Tyler.

Your bosses are super toxic. They pay for your grandpa to leave his terrible housing. They tell you to work 17 hours a day. They immediately give you a promotion. You've never seen them in the daytime and they think lunch happens at 8pm.

[mysteryteacup]

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.

[evandash]

Still confused by the first rolex you buy the weird guy who wants your job a saddle for his horse ?!?which he has now!?!? As thanks your bosses give you another rolex?!!?!now you’re driving 9! Busses?!? To an unrelated food co-op…. Corporate america???

[funkyfeefee]

Bro wtf I had to check if this was real

[tamamita]

She was a labour/"leftist" zionist btw

[datura-inoxia]

I profoundly dislike this woman, but I think it is disingenuous to present a paraphrase as a quote.

The closest I found to her actually saying that is:

"When peace comes we will perhaps in time be able to forgive the Arabs for killing our sons, but it will be harder for us to forgive them for having forced us to kill their sons. Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us."

Golda Meir - A land of Our Own, an oral autobiography (1973)

[tamamita]

Thanks for the full quote, it actually makes her far worse.

[evandash]

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[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[fennelfish]

cartoon alice sketch :]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me