a total wacko

mads | pt | here for the vibes really aesthetics: countless-dreams // art lover: heartsincanvas

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[revivivivify]

[buildmeafairytale]

Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[hinamie]

growth // decay

[crispicheva]

every once in a while, i remember i had a whole collection of movie tickets that i decided to throw away so i would feel above materialism. an entire set of tickets that i’d been collecting since 2004, when i first went to the movies with my dad to see ‘polar express’.

and one day i just threw it away because i felt stupid for holding on to it. i felt dumb for keeping so many memories in paper tickets when they should be stored in my own self. tossing them in the garbage bag was ultimately an act of violence towards myself, and i think i’ve only just realized it, years later.

and now i’m just filled with this awful, inescapable feeling of mourning for those tickets, for tangible proof that the memories existed. i feel like i’m grasping at straws here, simultaneously clinging to the past and wanting to break free from it.

i feel like i’m losing my mind.

[okthatsgreat]

saw a video that was like “everybody comment what you did today so we can see how everyone experienced something different” and the comments have me tearing up on this train. what the fuckkkk. the human experience

[okthatsgreat]

mannn. what ever

[hazelbeewitched]

expectation: i leave these browser tabs open, and they serve as a reminder to do the activities on those sites

reality: i become very good at ignoring browser tabs

[cloudabserk]

one of my many sns thesis statements.

[aleksandracoffan]

I will make a sticker pack 😭💚❤

[sagasolejma]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[catrocity-hidden]

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

[crispicheva]

characters i need to see in the weak hero show:

jake ji

jimmy bae

teddy jin

gerard jin

rowan im

[hazelsarts]

Naruto invading their little silent study group > 💛💛💛