mmm dilfs

Hi Im gay He/Him

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Queued for casual, my behated

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everytime I play through gta 5 story mode my compulsive shipping grips me by the neck and threatens my dick AND balls

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spamton is a gross greasy little man AND THIS IS ACKNOWLEDGED but everyone just "😩" like homedog are you GOOD

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little bastard

love him

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I guess spamtons pure sex appeal now. that’s fair.

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Liking Harvey, Shane, and like, Sebastian a little is the same cycle of 40 year old man, 40 year old man, man who can barely drink cycle I went through in my gta 5 phase. Bonus points because Michael and Shane are both depressed alcoholics looking over kids.

the cycle I can never escape.

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cookie run kingdom just gave me parfait and cream puff cookie but like,,,

hey sis take these back I actually don't want them, it's almost funny how all my characters I want are rare but,, I just keep pulling legendairies I don't want

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BRUH I JUST PULLED THE NEW COOKIE, SORBET SHARK COOKIE, AND LILAC COOKIE AND THE FIRST TWO WERE IN THE SAME TEN ROLE WHAT THE FUCK

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cookie run kingdom just gave me parfait and cream puff cookie but like,,,

hey sis take these back I actually don't want them, it's almost funny how all my characters I want are rare but,, I just keep pulling legendairies I don't want

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hey. do you want my gently used IV drip?

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I forgot to make something for freshs bday cus I was 4/20 blazing it, guess I'm a failure

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I was really here like "I'm gonna be a sex worker" then Harvard emailed me in the middle of sex and went "no ❤️"

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hey, can anyone who can speak fluent German or just someone,, German, help me learn german because duolingos great and all (please don't kill me duolingo owl) but you know,

it's duolingo

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everyone who had ink and error phases got to grow out of theirs.

why the hell am I still saying broski.

does he not leave.

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erets skin: glasses, crown, grey shirt, jacket, some jeans

me, trying to make a cosplay: this doesn't look cool enough on me lemme just- *adds 50 unnecessary things and almost completely scraps the jacket*

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I appear to want a flat chest and a sin stick.

This is inconvienent. For I have neither.

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anyone else eat a stick of butter for skydoesminecraft when they were 7 or was I above my time

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FNAF 9: I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

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please look at this