Womb Nugget

I stuck a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

[unclefather]

[spongebobfreezeframes]

[ethernetcord]

Me after some Oreos

[corporationkills]

…good morning …it’s already baby hours

[eeyes]

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[aik4-deactivated20160522]

Me always: who??????????

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

[evilvillain123456789]

[coolhandofagirl]

now this is something i really understand for once

[dennys]

Hiya tumblr, it’s me, Dennywise. Would you like your pancake back?

Take it.

[24hp-deactivated20180201]

dennys i am going to drive directly to your restaurant and kill you with my bare hands

[animatedtext]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[toastbutteregg]

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[teenagerposts]

this is amazing

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[kozmial-deactivated20181203]

we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys

[lolfactory]

[damnhebig]

When you trying your best but nothing is going right

[lezzginka]

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me