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Welcome to the hole

My hole to be precise

Here's what you can expect from this blog

18+ as I do enjoy me some perv shit

I reblog a lot of things that I find cute, funny, cool, hot, etc.

My personal posts are mostly gonna be poetry, song recommendations, self-loathing, photography, and a good mix of everything else.

My sister blogs for more specific things are gonna be

@crispyplayboymagazine - mostly NSFW with some sfw things that I find cute that dont have a good place

@cute-things-helping-me-not-cry - it's what the title says, cute thing.

Asks and DMS are always open!

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Sometimes when you see someone from a past life chapter, it hurts, especially when you want to say something, but then neither of you do. And that's okay.

I know the person won't ever see this, but I'm proud of you, glad you're doing well.

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

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Now that I have been at my job for a little over a year I've been reflecting.

It's so fucking weird that I went from an engineering technician running an asphalt lab, to a fucking Molecular Epidemiologist.

Like yes, they are both labs, but what do you mean "sterile" in my asphalt lab, closest thing to sterile was sweeping once a month. And now I'm handling live salmonella and E. Coli?

that said I love my job. Unlike the asphalt lab, it doesn't make me want to commit various unspeakable acts, most of the time... (Looking at you company who had so many positive samples that I had to pull a 25 hour shift because I had to rerun the tests several times to verify, and then verify again because it was so fucking baffling.)

[nia-niann]

triple baka squad!

いつかこれにやってみたい

まず、友達を見つける。。。

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When I die compost my ass and plant something in the soil that was me, don't forget to water it and don't let it die or I'll come back and haunt your forgetful ass.

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It's odd, getting over someone

But still, after all this time, I still, ever so often,

Think of you and my heart breaks a little, but this time, it pieces itself back together much faster.

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I work 9pm to 7am... I'm gonna get shit faced at 10am after today stg.

[bananaeatstape]

not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it

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I probably think of people who I shouldn't, a lot more than I should.

Sometimes, I wonder if they think of me too.

I hope so.

To my friend, if you stumble across this post, just know I'm still always cheering for you, I'm whatever you're going through or fighting.

If y'all ever need anything, any of you, feel free to reach out. I'm not very smart, and I definitely don't have a degree, but I listen pretty well.

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I got a job as a Molecular Epidemiologist and let me just say, this is the first time I've ever enjoyed a job.

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My ex was my only stationery nerd friend so now you guys get to put up with it...

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE JAPANESE STATIONARY AWARDS FOR 2025??? THE HIGHLIGHT WITH THE GUIDES?? THE NEW JETSTREAMS???? AHHH THIS IS SUCH A BAD TIME TO BE BROKE. LIKE WTF THOSE ARE SO COOL! AND THIS CLEAR ICE CUBE STAMPS? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT PENCIL CASE OH MY FUCKING GOD AHHHHH!!!!

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Until it breaks, right?

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Aron line

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Okay fine I'll flip him over.

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as hard as it gets, at least I have a bed frame

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This is Kali (: Very silly sit You can get a lil sprite of your own pet here!