Digital Pets

30/He/Him/Bi My avatar was commissioned from "iamuniverse" on Chickensmoothie. My blog uhhh background of the two dragons, Cirrocumulus and Cilantro was a gift from my husband Overlordmaine<3

[bbeelzemon]

delta the kobold druid and garion the pteranodon figurine for @ptero-cards !!

[ptero-cards]

My very first OCs I ever made came out so well thanks to V-pet!!! Thank you so much!!

[faecreatur]

Teeny tiny grub

[starlight-shadowbanned]

FMK

Fuck Senshi, marry Grace, kill Tenna

Fuck Senshi, marry Tenna, kill Grace

Fuck Grace, marry Senshi, kill Tenna

Fuck Grace, marry Tenna, kill Senshi

Fuck Tenna, marry Senshi, kill Grace

Fuck Tenna, marry Grace, kill Senshi

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[captain-price-returns]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[earthkinoustar]

[skoople]

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

[imperialinquisition]

are you going to tell her or

[skoople]

her masters degree is in biology

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2026/shredded-iceberg-lettuce-served-at-taco-bell-locations-is-source-of-cyclosporiasis-infections.html

[andthentheresanne]

I hate that this is in the headline style of the onion so I had about three point five seconds of "...wait"

[shadeykris]

Guys it’s not FROM Taco Bell they were just the first ones to actually do something.

The lettuce supplier is Taylor Farms and it has been distributed to many fast food chains and grocery stores, sometimes under different branding.

More info:

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-recalls/taylor-farms-pulls-mexican-lettuce-linked-to-cyclospora-para-a7871344748/

From this post:

https://bsky.app/profile/paris.nyc/post/3mqwqdce2qk2f

paris martineau (@paris.nyc)

New: Late last night, Taylor Farms quietly posted an official recall notice We now know that the parasite-linked iceberg lettuce was shippe

[esthermika]

plushie is soft... and very small. you have to hold it carefully okay?

[esthermika]

fragile little plushie... it cries very easily. you have to love it carefully okay?

[esthermika]

plushie is trusting... and very innocent. you have to keep it safe okay?

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[bixels]

Splatoon Raiders epilogue scene.

[bixels]

This is my contribution to Splatoon worldbuilding.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[auspex]

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[segamascott]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild