Hi, I’m A Disaster

Blog for Ramblings and Personal Posts I wouldn’t necessarily put on my main blog: crissyphoenix

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I’m just a girl…crying over Taylor Swifts engagement…while eating lunch in the break room…because I am very parasocial person.

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YH ⚓️ [240724] ATEEZ TALK "Just look at TINY"

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Ya’ll I was literally telling my husband on Monday how I would loose it if we got a book about the 2nd Quarter Quell…and now I find out we get one in less than a year…this feels like a fever dream.

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I created my main blog 11 years ago…god I’m old

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PJO was watched. Blue food was ate. Fun was had. I obnoxiously screamed and genuinely hurt my leg from hitting it so many times out of excitement. Anxiously awaiting Tuesday for more episodes!!

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obsessed with this yunho

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✨💙✨

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Yunho ✧ hair accessories ✨

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me when i suddenly get emotions

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We did it boys. We did it.

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a message from the man himself

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youre really ovulating at a time like this?

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🎣

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I’m just sitting here crying over Fearless (Taylor’s Version)...that’s all

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MAMA 2020 // yunho

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I have not watched a single episode of season 15 yet and to find out Destiel had a moment like this....idk man I think I’m just trying to avoid the idea that Cas is really dead until I catch up but I feel like I’m 15 again and idk if I like it.

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Adventures in Wine opening at the Schmagel home:

So recently I got married and my husband isn’t the biggest drinker so when we went through our registry and I mentioned an electric wine cork he said we’d cross that bridge when we met it and I figured I’d just buy a corkscrew when I bought some wine.

Cut to now, I did NOT remember that we did not have a corkscrew and rather than just open my wine later I was on a mission!

So first things first: Kitchen scissors do not work.

Husband screwing a nail into the cork to pull it out? Nada

We resorted to putting a lighter on the bottle’s neck and apparently because I had already attempted to coerce the cork out once after a few minutes went by half of the cork exploded out of the bottle.

Long story short after using tweezers to grab what was left of the cork I finally got what I beileve to be a well deserved glass of wine!

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So I finally decided to get a Twitter account after consistently saying I never would for the last decade. However, I tried creating an account twice and the app wouldn’t let me. So I think Twitter doesn’t want me as much as I don’t want it.

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UPDATE: I did it.....NOW HOW DO I DO THINGS??

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👀 what’s ur twitter name

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Crissy_Phoenix because just crissyphoenix was already taken which surprised me