✦⟡𓌜𖦹Sparrow𖦹𓌜⟡✦ ᶠᶸᶜᵏ ai!

It/he, queer, really autistic, loves his mutuals - Marko from the lost boys 1987 is literally me btw, I am him, we are the same

[sparrow-the-jester]

Intro

If anything goes wrong [again] my alt account is @sparrowthejesterbackup

Marko rp blog: @boardwalk-anarchist

My asks are open btw 👉👈

🃏💙🎸✨

Fandoms/interests that I post or reblog about;

The lost boys, Bill and Ted, Iwtv, Bg3 [mostly Astarion], Skyrim [mostly Cicero], BTVS [mostly Spike], will wood, surrealism, WBK

Masterlist

All my fanfics and headcanons under the cut!!

The lost boys:

Fics

Photoshoot

Sleep

Down to fight

Movie night

One of us + silly ending

Panic attack

Kiss kiss mwah kiss

Spines not straight and neither are we

Treasure

Broken things

Room service based on the hcs of slowlyoats-deactivated20230621

Headcanons

Queer identity

Scent

Apology

Spicy food

With Max [part 1?]

Markos vamp face

Laddie

Reaction to crying

David's neurodivergent

Socks/shoes

Reaction to bugs

Breakup [with others]

Breakup [with themselves]

Thunderstorm aspects [elaboration]

Lost boys × wbk

Human food

Vamp powers + theyre alive theory

Favorite rides

Movie theater

Micheal "moonbeam" Emerson

Drive-in movie

Biker rally/gang

Pets

Socks

Transing gender

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[depsidase]

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

just scrolled through an argument that kicked ass. OP made and posted an AI image, then defended themselves saying they’re disabled and can’t draw so AI is all they can do. someone chimes in “i understand that feeling, but Beethoven made music despite being deaf, i believe in your abilities!” to which OP replied that being deaf isn’t a real disability unlike their CPTSD that prevents them from drawing. Beethoven had it easy tbh. and that’s why i have to use AI to make Helluva Boss fan characters

[darkspaceboytoy]

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[crippled-peeper]

If you desperately attempt to publicly shame anyone for having STIs during pride month of all months we should just collectively agree it’s okay to beat your ass. deadly conditions are apparently a funny joke or a moral bludgeoning device so it’s actually okay for me to call for this. suffering is funny now

[jovialoddity]

It's been a long time coming by now... everybody meet Russell, my Lost Boys OC!!!

He was a tattoo artist who moved to Santa Carla from San Francisco in the 60s, and the LBs were very fond of his work and decided that they HAD to turn him because having the option to get a tattoo whenever they wanted was too cool LMAO. He's hot-headed, creative, and a bit too witty for his own good.

MORE RAMBLING AND FUN FACTS UNDER THE CUT

He lost his tooth in a fight a few months before he moved to Santa Carla, which meant he was one fang down when he first turned. The LBs helped him get a sick golden prosthetic to replace it, and he now flaunts it with pride.

When people out of the group ask him about the single fang, he always just claims it's because "he's Fang" (he made his surname his entire personality once he joined the LBs)

He has a conversational understanding of Cantonese.

In a modern setting he would be diagnosed with ADHD, Dyscalcula, and very severe insomnia. He's wholly unaware that he has any of these conditions currently.

VERY smart-mouthed and witty, he’s constantly roasting the LBs and getting roasted right back

He lets Laddie color in his tattoos with markers and sometimes draws temporary ones on Laddie's arm 🥹

His birth name is David. That was not a fun conversation to have with the LBs.

He's mildly allergic to tomatoes but that doesn’t stop him from eating them

He's a little bit jealous of Michael (don't tell anyone though...)

(ALSO PROVABLY IMPORTANT TO MENTION: MY VERSION OF MARKO GOES BY SHE/HIM PRONOUNS. That’s why he’s referred to as ‘she’ in the relationship chart!)

[sparrow-the-jester]

Design goes hard as shit I love this dude

[jovialoddity]

It's been a long time coming by now... everybody meet Russell, my Lost Boys OC!!!

He was a tattoo artist who moved to Santa Carla from San Francisco in the 60s, and the LBs were very fond of his work and decided that they HAD to turn him because having the option to get a tattoo whenever they wanted was too cool LMAO. He's hot-headed, creative, and a bit too witty for his own good.

MORE RAMBLING AND FUN FACTS UNDER THE CUT

He lost his tooth in a fight a few months before he moved to Santa Carla, which meant he was one fang down when he first turned. The LBs helped him get a sick golden prosthetic to replace it, and he now flaunts it with pride.

When people out of the group ask him about the single fang, he always just claims it's because "he's Fang" (he made his surname his entire personality once he joined the LBs)

He has a conversational understanding of Cantonese.

In a modern setting he would be diagnosed with ADHD, Dyscalcula, and very severe insomnia. He's wholly unaware that he has any of these conditions currently.

VERY smart-mouthed and witty, he’s constantly roasting the LBs and getting roasted right back

He lets Laddie color in his tattoos with markers and sometimes draws temporary ones on Laddie's arm 🥹

His birth name is David. That was not a fun conversation to have with the LBs.

He's mildly allergic to tomatoes but that doesn’t stop him from eating them

He's a little bit jealous of Michael (don't tell anyone though...)

(ALSO PROVABLY IMPORTANT TO MENTION: MY VERSION OF MARKO GOES BY SHE/HIM PRONOUNS. That’s why he’s referred to as ‘she’ in the relationship chart!)

[fluoresensitives]

Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful 🥲

[depsidase]

[middleallie]

How far are you willing to go, Michael? To the end.

[anarchists-united]

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[chimiriah]

the real reason Michael couldn't join the vampires forever is because they'd be too freaking hot as a villain polycule

[ria-coolgirl]

And he has trauma from his dad.