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I meet and see a lot of people that shouldn’t own a dog. If you get offended by what I am about to say, then you aren’t the kind of person that should own a dog

For all those potential dog owners out there... a good read. Do the dog a favour and don't own one if you fall in one or many of those categories.

Brendan Fraser. That is all.

maddieonthings

Good morning ☀️

deepbreathsandprayer

After watching Inception

After watching inception, I asked my mom what she thought of the movie.

Her response: "I get it! So they never did the job! They changed their mind about planting the idea in the rich guy's head."

Me, dumbfounded: "So.... what was the point of the last 2 hours?? How was DiCaprio able to land back in the states without getting extradited?"

Mom: "I don't know... don't ask me those things."

#shit my mom says #exasperated

finofilipino

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There are children on this website.

legolokiismighty

there shouldn’t be

Cooking noob

Best thing I learned today: cilantro has curved leaves, parsley has pointy. Thank you to whoever wrote this because I would have been stuck at the veggie aisle forever trying to figure it out. Who puts parsley and cilantro right next to each other anyway?!

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collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab s/s 2014

qwehlo

howdoiputthisgently

WHEN MY DOG LITERALLY FOLLOWS ME AROUND EVERYWHERE

IT’S LIKE:

BUT IF THEY DON’T FOLLOW ME I’M LIKE:

Emails with customers

You know those times where you see someone make a fool out of themselves and you think wow does that even happen? I'm telling you yes, yes it does! All I can say is, be careful when you're being snooty in an email and don't hit reply all.... or the wrong person will see it! Haha. I bet she was beet red after I replied to her rude email. Hope she's embarrassed!

#rookie #replyall