mess in a dress.

sometimes when i’m in pain, i’m like “hello, old friend” cristina talbot. XXIX. day time radio host night time walking disaster

[timotaychalamet]

[cristcnax]

nadi-kon:

Shameless (TV Series 2011– )

[cristcnax]

JORDAN;

                   “Has been since I was a sixteen year old, you damn well know that.” Jordan replied with a twinkle in his eye as the truth was spoken without feeling ashamed about it — she looked how she looked and he’d never not notice that. “Gimme ten minutes to clear my schedule and then start stripping.”

                 “I was trying to throw you a bone here, Darius, but if you wanna keep the facts straight then I’ll keep that in mind,” she said with a small smirk on her lips, looking up at the other werewolf through her eyelashes. “How much are you gonna be paying? Can’t be doing this shit for free, bud. I got bills to pay and food to buy so Pres doesn’t throw me into a wall.”

[cristcnax]

BISHOP;

                 “Bishop — kid wore off when I stopped, you know, being one. I haven’t really paid too much attention to your life, sorry. I have words here and there and they come out, its just — sue me for not always knowing what to say.”

                  “You’re a fucking kid to me, but I guess I’ll stick to Bishop if that’s what you would prefer. I don’t think I want to sue you, but just remember that you gave me permission to do so when I feel like doing so. You’re adorable, fuck, alright, you want a drink or burger -- that way you’re not just sitting here in absolute silence?”

[cristcnax]

KAI;

( “Twenty seven according to my birth certificate. If that piece of paper is something to be believed. Oh, right - well, I’ve not really been paying much attention to the little things like that.” )

                 “Usually your birth certificate is pretty fucking valid, so yes, I would go along with your age being twenty seven. Right, well maybe you should catch up on all the trending topics, that way you don’t get cornered by another person wanting to continue a conversation with you about the tide pod challenge.”

[cristcnax]

REMI;

               “That’s always everyone’s first guess until they look a little closer. Hows the Aunt life treating you, darling?”

                 “I’ll make sure to make a mental note, clearly I’ve been keeping tabs on the wrong Carmikael for entertainment purposes. Good, obviously. I was born to be the drunk and favourite aunt. How’s the blood-sucking life treating you, sweetcheeks?”

[cristcnax]

FINLEY;

               “I was eight years old and didn’t know any better! If anyone ever asks me I’ll deny it and know you spilled my deepest darkest secret, Tina. — so, this whole .. being over a thousand thing; fun times?”

                “You’re so fucking cute, holy shit. I’ll make sure to keep your secret safe and locked tightly behind my lips, I’m flattered that you’re trusting me with such things. Nothing to complain about on my end, how about you and your ----- whatever age you are ways?”

[cristcnax]

JULIAS;

               “When I left you were babbling; I come back you’re still babbling .. did you stop somewhere in between or has that precious mouth of yours stayed open?”

               “Damn, look at you go, eh? Acting like a little shit already, haven’t even given me a fuckin’ hug or told me how much you missed me. Mouth has been shut, although that’s just Prescott trying to make me more lady-like.”

[ruinedchildhood]

[cristcnax]

KAI;

( “I feel like I’ve missed something really big… kids are eating soap?” )

             “How fuckin’ old are you, dude? It’s all over the internet and news these days.”

[cristcnax]

REMI;

               “Let the kids continue cutting I say”

            “Shit, Remi. Thought Noah was the psycho of the family.”

[cristcnax]

JOSLYN;

          “You say that but you also lived through a few instances of time where beheading was a normal form of punishment. I think I can live with a couple of crazy people eating soap for attention… since it’s hard to stomach still that you and your family are all well over a thousand.”

               “Exactly, sweets, it was a form on punishment. Children are literally doing this for fun and thinking it’s hilarious when they are hospitalized for eating fuckin’ laundry detergent. Over a thousand but we’re all still fuckin’ hot. Focus on the facts that matter here, darling.”

[cristcnax]

JORDAN;

                      “When you’re talking to me, you know you’ve gotta stop looking like that.” the wolf teased while wiggling his finger at her entire body, hell, everything about her. Despite the fact that they had always had a flirt here and there and JD being exactly who he was; he would never go there — but still,  it was fun to pretend. 

                “Damn, this is enough to make you a sixteen-year-old teenager? Should see me naked, then, stud.” The comment came out easily with a smirk plastered on her face before she finished tying the boot and standing up straighter. With Jordan being her twins best friend, it became almost forbidden territory; making the flirtatious relationship enjoyable but nothing more.

[cristcnax]

SAMANTHA;

“You’ve clearly been living in your head for the last century or three Cris. We’ve been on a downward spiral for at least the last a few hundred years.” Sam snorted somewhat at the very thought of all the stupid shit she’d seen. “I’d have thought you of all people would be less surprised by it.”

               “I thought the cinnamon one was hilarious, especially watching it first hand and the whole Bieber thing was just something that made me worry for the dudes reputation and how one person had such an importance to someone,” she muttered quietly before taking a sip of the coffee in her hands. “This ---- soap shit is just the topping to an endless cake of shit. Who the hell would want to put soap in their mouth?”

[cristcnax]

FINLEY;

                    “ —– sometimes the soap smells so nice you just have to taste it …. no that I’ve – ever done it .. – ahh, yeah; stupid Bieber”

                  “Gonna have to call bullshit on that, Darius. Although, you’re pretty so I’ll let it slide. You alright over there, sweets?”

[cristcnax]

BISHOP;

                         “Next time I come to you and ask you how everything is, remind me to just —- proceed with caution, okay? Because even though I agree with all that stuff that just came out of your mouth — still a bit lost for words for the most part.”

               “That was nothing compared to what I could’ve been telling ‘ya, kid. I live a pretty eventful life, if you haven’t witnessed in the past years. Not to ---- sound like a cunt or anything, but aren’t you always at a loss of words no matter the topic?”

[cristcnax]

PRESCOTT;

“So that’s a no, right? You forgot to do groceries, didn’t you?”

                “Don’t give me that look, it’s your fault for trusting me with getting groceries. Chinese or pizza tonight, dear brother?”

[cristcnax]

CLEM;

( “O..kay, well you said that with a underlying tone. – Great, so I look stoned? Fucking brilliant, Chris is going to kill me. He’ll jump to conclusions and start lecturing me before I can even explain - because I can’t even explain, I don’t have any clue how this even happened. Took a quick run through the forest and come back looking like I’ve been hot boxed.” )

                “You’re fine, just take a deep breath, yeah? I got some eye-drops in my bag if you’d like, but honestly it’s not that big of a deal. I’m sure Chris has done it once in his life, too. You could’ve just gotten some of the dirt in your eyes or some shit.”