issa joke.

@cristivns-blog

ooh i got a BODY FULL of liquor with a c o c a i n e kicker and i'm feeling like i'm thirty feet tall so lay it down —— lay it down. you got your legs up in the sky with the D E V I L in your eyes let me hear you say you want it all ... say it now, say it now — look what you're doing, look what you've done but in this J U N G L E you can't run 'cause what i got for you i promise it's a killer, you'll be banging on my chest { bang bang } gorilla .

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#「 feat. courtney. 」#i love them #「 isms. 」

hmecourtsummers:

*☆ —A groan escaped her lips as she rolled her eyes, shaking her head before shoving at his shoulder. “ you don’t deserve to be taken out to eat, you ass. “

he stumbled back a bit and let out a laugh “ you’re such a... i don’t even know anymore. bitch no longer does you justice. ”

#「 chat. 」

fmudallas:

*.:｡✧A GINGERLY LAUGH fell from the girls lips, looking over at the blonde lad who was sat beside her. “ what the fuck goes through your brain ? “

“ so many things dal. i’m practically like a young bill gates. my mind is always up to something. seriously. ”

#「 chat. 」

timotaychalamet

La Piscine (1969) dir. Jacques Deray

#「 isms. 」

samuelwth:

“I think we just rot, but it’d be rad to see our statistics.”

“ life is not fun if you think like that. i like to think that after death, we all turn into robots. ”

#「 chat. 」

dakctam:

“Um, I’m not sure. You can’t count?”

“ if i knew it was you i was talkin’ to— i wouldn’t have said anything dakota baby. ”

#「 chat. 」

hmecourtsummers:

*☆ — “ gross, “ she hissed looking over at her brother with a scrunched up face. “ i hate you so much. “

“ look baby sis— i’m way too high right now to be dealing with your melodramatics. i think you should be a good twin and take me out to eat. i’m thinkin’ maybe mickey d’s ? ”

#「 chat. 」#baby <3 #i missed my fave twins adlfkghasf

so do we really just rot in the ground when we die, or do we get to see our statistics ? i mean, i’d like to know how many ants i’ve stepped on or how many girls i’ve gone down on in my lifetime.

#ksustart #i love my child #also im back after disappearing for the 435673458 time

brynnsan:

“ Was it you who played Romeo at my window last night? I’ve got to say, I was flattered, but calling out at one am? SLEEP, you know, SLEEP. ”

“ listen b, i was so fucked up and hungry as hell. i figured that you’d be a decent friend and at least bring me a fuckin’ granola bar or something but you wouldn’t get out of bed so i had to sleep on an empty stomach. ”

#「 chat. 」

best-of-text-posts

#「 isms. 」

fmudallas:

dallax: they don’t get you crissy boi bc you’re a diamond and people who aren’t diamonds don’t want a diamond to shine.

cristivns: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS DEEP

#「 snapchat. 」

hmecourtsummers:

courtsummersxo: your face is getting old

#「 snapchat. 」#ik i already used this icon but what a better reply??

dakctam:

The second she spotted her ex, she quickly ran over to him and turned him around to face her. “Why do you hate me? And I still don’t know why you think I cheated on you. Was it because I was hanging out with Sam? It wasn’t like that. Nothing happened between us.”

“ damn, look dakota i really gotta head to class before my prof literally roasts my ass in front of everyone. ” he lied, taking a few steps back from her— obviously not wanting to talk about the issues on hand. “ talk later though ? ”

#「 chat. 」

dakctam: