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melodyburst

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

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Credit to Holy Shiteu on YouTube

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

arthurmorgans

captainkirk94-deactivated201903

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

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“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses]

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

leupagus

This should win an Oscar

toshio

unclefather

“You’re a good boy. You can make it through this. You are worthy of treats.”

thenatsdorf

tastefullyoffensive

Zero floofs given. [full video]

dobladim

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Do not jingle their bell without their permission!

royeah-deactivated20180326

“This has to stop Karen! Im putting my paw down!”

illmaticraj

I love how the cat begins to show more and more emphasis

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by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

j4d3d-dr4gon

How? 🐠🐱

catwithbenefits

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.