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Yeah, so I kinda love Gent. This was just lovely.

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Sister got me some Ink Gin for Christmas. It's so cool!

Twin Peaks vinyl from @mondotees finally arrived today!! Spinning a damn-fine-coffee-coloured disc; would accompany with actual coffee were it not after 11pm! #vinyl #mondo #twinpeaks

#mondo #twinpeaks #vinyl

"Feed Me"

Snapchat filters, meet Miley

Alright *FINE* October, you win. If I absolutely MUST have a drink in the sun with a book, who am I to argue!?

denisvilleneuve

You just have to fight for yourself; no one’s going to save you. That’s just life.

Battle Royale (2000), dir. Kinji Fukasaku

This is suspiciously specific

Hobart, bustin' out vivid rainbows above carparks

I bought my cat a collar and tie today, and I think we can all agree this is a very important photo for our generation. #cats #catsofinstagram

#catsofinstagram #cats

voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

ninja-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

iwanttomeetdavidbowie

teddy-the-queer-wizard

the googly eye war taken to the next level

Car has been fascinated by The Wicker Man from beginning to end. I've raised her well. #catsofinstagram #cats #thewickerman

#cats #thewickerman #catsofinstagram

imakethemovies

The Witch

DOP – Jarin Blaschke Format - Arri Alexa 4:3 Lenses - Bausch & Lomb Super Baltar Lenses, Panavision Super Speeds Aspect Ratio - 1.66 : 1 Delivery - Digital Intermediate 2K

Notable Strengths – Framing, Colour, Art Direction, Composition, Use of Natural Light, Use of Set, Space Making, Pacing, Tension Building