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microsff

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

hb-not-the-pencil

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

snowkissedmonsters

Hmmmm anyway what about the opposite of Devoted Loyal Noble Knight. What about Knight that is Chained to his Duty like a Rabid Dog in a Cage. What about Knight that fucking Loathes The King but is bound by a magic oath that prohibits him abandoning his post or harming his liege. Knight that feigns subservience while boiling with bloodlust. Knight who finds every innocuous form of disobedience and rebellion he can within the limits of his Oath. Knight who decides, after a virtuous little Consort is betrothed to the King and sent to the Palace, he'll make it his mission to corrupt and ruin the Consort with filthy, feral seduction. Fucking them over and over and over again while the King is none the wiser, in every room in the Palace, on the throne, in the King's bed, always an inch away from getting caught.

snowkissedmonsters

Re-reading an old screenplay I wrote during the covid lockdowns that I remember as an atmospheric folk horror but it is, in fact, a comedy

snowkissedmonsters

And to be clear it's a comedy TO ME because I'm imagining very elderly Irish people reading most of the lines

This scene is right after a man is ripped into chunks by evil fairies

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And of course:

snowkissedmonsters

Here's da link to the full thing

iwanttomeetdavidbowie

Una withdraws her phone is gold.

artvaris

A bit rougher portrait work this time

iwanttomeetdavidbowie

Love me a digital sketch that looks like it’s pencil on paper

swagvo1d

cephalophore

blastovkatamarinecromancy

Story Idea: A minion for a an evil Overlord from a High Fantasy Real and a Goon working for Prohibition-Era Mafia Gangster got transported into each other's worlds.

They quickly acclimated to their respective situations and started serving their new bosses with gutso!

blastovkatamarinecromancy

Gangster Boss: Dat Rat Fink double-crossed me! ME! Why I oughta...

Minion: Prithee, milord, may I suggest boiling him in oil for this transgression?

Gangster Boss: Yer a sick fuck, Ferdinand. Love da way ya think!

blastovkatamarinecromancy

Goon: 'ey boss, I notice dat de Hero of Light and Providence gets supplies in dem towns on da way to yer liar on the regular. You want me to go over dere to dem shops and uh *winks and clicks tongue* convince them to close up shop?

Overlord, embers gleaming inside his dark helm: ....make it so, Robert.

incognito-princess

Goon: Ahh, how many times I gotta ask ya ta call me Bobby da Hook, eh? (Gestures with thumb over his shoulder) His guy with his 'Roberts', like imma gawd damn Pope or summin'!!! Heh!!!

rambrandt-the-painter

Navigate the magical world of romance as a werewolf.

I finally added sound to this project! I know that was an issue for a lot of people so I hope they can enjoy it a little more now!

rambrandt-the-painter

This has been dying off a little bit and I would appreciate it if new people came to look at it!

It's about a werewolf finding a new home and learning to open up to new people. It's an hour long, has a fair bit nice art, and focuses on lovable characters and their relationships.

I'm really pushing for people to play this because it's the first part of what's going to be a bigger series. When I put out the next episode I want people to be excited to see more.

bucketsofmonsters

The Death of a Squire Masterlist (Complete)

Terence's knight has changed.

Without a knight to serve, the young squire is left adrift, nothing left to do but desperately seek answers. Instead, all his search for the truth does is draw him in closer.

With nowhere else to turn, his hunt for answers begins to border on obsession, and he discovers things he wished he'd never learned.

Chaper 1 - Fresh

Chapter 2 - Cold

Chapter 3 - Bloat

Chapter 4 - Active Decay

Chapter 5 - Rot

Chapter 6 - Consumption

Chapter 7 - Scavenged

Chapter 8 - Bones

Chapter 9 - Dirt

Chapter 10 - Rebirth

willgrahamscock

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

part-time-zombie

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

someones-here-for-sure

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

tinypaperwindmill

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

sapphic-design-is-my-passion

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

iamonlyhereforthefreefood

When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on"

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.”

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

quasi-normalcy

Love that we’ve elevated the conversation to such a degree that, if you’re going to be grimdark nihilistic in fiction, you need to argue philosophically against 4 seasons of The Good Place.

lightofraye

From the comments and other reblogs:

When Kurt Vonnegut said, “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

damazcuz

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

iwanttomeetdavidbowie

Not today satan” I mutter.

“Ok but, this is like the third time you’ve cancelled. Is everything ok?”

jamjoob

i'm starting a rumour miss phoebe

frownyalfred

idk about you but if I was trying out to be a goon and my first night out I ran into a guy with spikes on his gauntlets specifically meant to catch swords and those are just there because he’s got beef with one specific guy with a sword he sees twice a decade who lives across a whole ocean, I would respectfully bow out. can’t fight a guy who’s ready to 1v1 a guy he last saw ten years ago. if that’s all for one guy…you have no clue what he’s got prepared for you.

sixofclovers

been thinking about my baby bro

robobrat

"why does it have to always be about knights?" because there's nothing hotter than a hulking mass of metal who could kill me with a flick of his wrist but instead gets on his knees and trembles as he restrains himself from begging for my touch. i'm not going to get that from some fur trader or councilor, am i?