KYLE KALLGREN SAYS GO AWAY

Nothing to see here!

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If I had lived my life correctly,

If I had realized my potential

If I had led a good life,

None of you would know or care who I am.

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It is I, a reminder of fandoms long dead and deservedly forgotten

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S H I T

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On second thought, fuck movies. Fuck art. Burn it all.

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I miss everyone.

Even the people who I hate and who hate me back.

Especially them.

[no-gods-no-masters-tshirts]

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So I’ve directed a play? It’s about space travel in the future? It premieres in less than five hours? It’s been a joy to work on and I’m so proud of all involved?

https://youtu.be/81gJOLJpeus

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Content creation is for young pretty thin attractive nonterriblewastesofbiomatter who are not me

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[betchawanna]

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

[thatll-do]

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

[mischiefmakermax]

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How do I stop being sad? I’ve tried everything from dissociating in bed to dissociating on the couch and nothing’s worked.

[en-futubandera]

[soulrama]

Yoooo he just changed the game

[grfygrf]

Oh, this is really neat, this is the same thing they did in Sh! The Octopus in 1937 to do this transformation scene. In black & white, the color of your light can hide makeup, then all you have to do is flip the color, and the audience just sees the difference in the light levels, but cannot see the color shift. The quick explanation for why this works is the blue makeup absorbs red light, looking very dark when only red light is present, but also looks about the same as relatively fair skin when only blue light is present. Same goes for the colors the other way.

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Hypothesis: the speaker in Olivia Rodrigo’s good 4 u is singing to the boyfriend who was stolen by the speaker in Paramore’s Misery Business, who in turn is singing to the speaker of good 4 u.

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Tumblr is great cause I can shitpost and nobody will care so here goes

Shit.

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It’s a two hour finale of the most personal project I’ve ever made. STARSHIP TROOPERS PART 3: KALLGREN premieres today at 4:00 PM EST. Brace yourselves, Roughnecks. This is More than You Would Like To Know.

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I made a video that may or may not contain the deepest parts of my soul nbd

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Screw it. Ask me anything. Slide into my dm and pick my brain apart with your brain pickin tools. Lobotomize me with your questions.

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It's a two hour finale of the most personal project I've ever made. STARSHIP TROOPERS PART 3: KALLGREN premieres today at 4:00 PM EST. Brace yourselves, Roughnecks. This is More than You Would Like To Know.