[dial up modem noise]

Critter | 3 decades of experience | She/They

[videogame-fake-brands]

Liquid Demonseed - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

[bunniope]

[lostxanadu]

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[critter-exe]

Got that "I want to be one of those grubs that lives under rocks and heavy shit outside" feeling again 💃💃💃💅💅💅🥵🥵🥵

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[konwasie]

literally me

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[misophonie]

how it feels when someone prevs you

[marinella-ela]

[leafstem]

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

[sovietnam]

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[yuridiot]

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

[cowboyjoshdun]

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

[sandmandaddy69]

[n0stalgos]

There is not even time for a quick jerk off

[soapmoth]