All you parasites, climb aboard.

30 year old senior citizen. Some kind of creature, probably. (She/Her)

[ruesdeluxe]

[taxidermycatgirl]

[ak-nm]

[nemfrog]

Dragons. Anton Seder. Das Thier in der decorativen Kunst. The animal in decorative art. 1896.

Internet Archive

[iwilleatyourenglish]

sorry what was that

oh okay

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[oldschoolfrp]

Undead war beetle, raised from the hollowed-out body of a rezhatta or watroach (by Brom, from The City-State of Nibenay, in the Dark Sun World boxed set The Ivory Triangle for AD&D 2e, TSR, 1993)

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

[socialpsychopathblr]

[lookataleaf3000]

[tariah23]

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[weezord-leezords]

Via FB

I’ve posted about a bearded dragon that had to be rescued by fire fighters—here’s one that just fights fires 👍

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[fuckmegentlewithachainsaw]

A LOT OF of my otps tbh

[thetangledsheet]

Anyway I think more video game quests should make you uncomfortable and guilty and mislead you and corner you between a rock and a hard place and offer hollow victories. There's nothing more annoying than quest writing that scrambles to assure you that you're niceys and good and nothing you put your hand on can ever have negative consequences. "You cannot save everyone" and I cheer and whoop etc.

[depsidase]