maximum reebok

24 hour barnes and noble

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[mqxim]

1989 Nissan Snail

[traegorn]

Y'all.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It's a Nissan S-Cargo.

[ainawgsd]

Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[sadhoc]

hi trans people in my phone. The life expectancy of trans people is not 35. That is the average age of Brazilian transmisogyny affected murder victims, taken from crime data from the early 2010s. Brazilian trans women also usually live longer than 35 years; this data comes solely from the subset of trans women who are murdered, and does not account for the majority of Brazilian trans women. Murder victim age averages are not a good proxy for overall life expectancy even of the same demographic group. Take a deep breath. You have a future. Start planning for it.

[datvtdnded-deactivated20191123]

Some detailed artwork images from the early Half-Life port to the Dreamcast that was eventually canceled.

[artphobos]

This looks vaguely like Geoff Darrow’s or Kilian Plunkett’s work from the 90s, but I just cannot be certain who it is tho.

[ripempezardexerox]

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[redlipstickresurrected]

Paco Pomet (Spanish, b. 1970, Granada, Spain) - La Brecha (The Gap), 2014, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[amazoogle]

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[softness-and-shattering]

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[lucillewalterblack]

neverending nineties 15/?: I Spy Spooky Night + Whimsigothic

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????