i think i need to be president, this is because of my horde of eunuch beetles, which they tell me what to do for every decision, and they are of infinite wisdom, &, they no longer have any penis at all, which is quite powerful
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i think i need to be president, this is because of my horde of eunuch beetles, which they tell me what to do for every decision, and they are of infinite wisdom, &, they no longer have any penis at all, which is quite powerful
i love all the things you love. the things that you hate? I hate them too
(two small brown bipedal creatures escape from a dropped shoebox) "My druthers!"
Birds are very fascinating creatures who have adapted in incredibly clever ways over millions of years, whether it be through camouflage or flight abilities. Some are strikingly beautiful, while others carry simple beauty that comes from the energy they give off when flying with no fear at all.
They truly exemplify life’s diversity and wonder, which is why I encourage anyone interested to further explore birds in nature and learn about their many behaviors. Birds live throughout our world, inhabiting land, lakes, oceans, deserts, forests, grasslands, and much more. Fascinating things to watch when they’re migrating or do something tricky like sleeping during the daylight hours yet still flying after dark!
We hope you’ve enjoyed watching some of these birds that have created this blog, Ashenblood Aspidistra.
this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen
nobody is talking about how microsoft copilot lowkey helps me stay organized and on task using AI driven scheduling tools, and that it's actually fire how tightly it integrates with OneDrive
Cool, it’s killing people. So. Hope that’s worth it.
world’s first truly awesome guy writing a song titled “the perpetual ecstasy of being awesome” that no one relates to
My art fight attack on @dairyfreenugget
Do Not Fuck With Me.
one time i got on the bus and it was all goths on there. all the seats taken by gothic people. it was freaky on that bus
i didnt say a word i just kept quiet and it was ok. usually i am very loud on the bus but this time i was scared and nervous
usually when im on the bus i am laughing. but this time i was quiet and scared
Definition of toothy grin: a smile with “toothies” exposed 😁
Me sucking my own dick: I'll bet your precious neural network can't do this!
A lot has changed in two years. AI has improved so much that you can't even get a job sucking your own dick anymore
jebać tczew
waiting to hear back.
hello to those who celebrate (hiites)
neopronouns are all well and good but as long as we're adding words to the english language there's much cooler things we could add too. lets add inclusive and exclusive "we." a variant of "we" that distinguishes between "we (including listener)" and "we (including the speaker but not the listener)". other languages have this. Let's add the obviative case to our third-person pronouns so that we can distinguish between two people of the same gender - a him-[salient] and a him-[less salient]. this would make it much easier to write sex scenes where two people use the same pronouns. why aren't our proud pronoun warriors working on this
let's worry about things that are unknown yet dangerous
Feast your eyes on one of the strangest low-fives I have ever seen /lh:
Manic: “Man, that was close!”
Manic & Knuckles: “Euhhh...”
Source: Sonic Underground, Episode 27 (1999).