fourteen targets, all in a row

rp blog for quarters, number fourteen. m!a ; none. blog offlined.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

[ hhhhey so uh ]

[ I’m just gonna. drop quarts, here. personal reasons, eugh. :’I real sorry about this. ] [ blog will not go indie, but will be kept as an archive, I suppose. ]

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

...so I did a bit of reading on one of those weird human holidays that’s coming up and. can we get some fireworks.

It sounds like fun. I don’t even really know what there is to celebrate but fireworks though.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

[ HOME holy shit ]

[ lemme just get situated and unpacked and I'll be right back on with tags and shit ]

[ <3 ]

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

[ RIP ME THO ]

[ Will be hella sparse until after this upcoming Monday--I’m going to Momocon and I need to finish my trickster CD up, along with just packing and getting prepped! ]

[ I’ll doodle some stuff while I’m gone and post those when I get back, tho. o vo but yeah ‘f any of you guys are going, hmu ye ]

[sparkleobsessed]

[vrumblr]

OMG ITS A SHARK THATS A DISCO BAAAAAAALL

[laughterkey]

DISCO SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK

[as-seenon-tv]

I WOULD BE DEFINITELY PANICKING AT THE DISCO IF I SAW A SHARK ON THE CEILING

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Oh, I meant–y’know, ‘private eye’. Shit though, that’s convenient.

Pleasure to meet you, Inspector. I can’t say I’ve heard of you, but that’s probably pretty good for the both of us, huh?

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

Um. Yes, I… suppose. Getting poked full of bullet holes is not my favored activity and I would like to avoid it if at all possible…

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Aw, c’mon. It’s not like I do that on my spare time. :Σ I prefer not doing that sort of thing, to be honest. Really though, you don’t gotta be so nervous. I’m not that scary.

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

Oh? Ah. My apologies I didn’t mean to be rude…. I mainly meant that if we had met it would most likely be in a situation where such a thing would be likely I did not mean to imply anything about your character or level of scariness.

It really is nice to meet you

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Don’t worry about it, man. Didn’t bother me none, really. There’s all sorts of other circumstances where we could’ve met without any shooting going on, though. Might’ve run into you at one of the little cafes I go to without even realizing, who knows.

But--shit. I...guess you probably would? I dunno. You seem like the kind of guy that would have a head for that sort of thing.

[concisesewingpins-blog]

crocodilecaliber started following you It has been a while since I’ve met another 14, good afternoon.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Alright, I know you’re not my Stitch–you’re actually greeting me, and pleasantly at that. He’d probably just throw something at my head.

Afternoon, man. How’s it holding up?

[concisesewingpins-blog]

  Is it the best impression you all have on us is a bad temper and rude actions? Hmph, that’s great.

  I’m doing all right, it’s quiet around here. How’s it for you youngster? 

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Well, I’m pretty sure my Stitch fits that bill. Dunno about you yet, but hey, that’s exactly what talking’s for.

Glad to hear it. Uh, pretty okay, I guess--? :Σ I’ve been busy lately, but it’s not really the bad kind of busy, so. There’s that, I suppose.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Oh, I meant–y’know, ‘private eye’. Shit though, that’s convenient.

Pleasure to meet you, Inspector. I can’t say I’ve heard of you, but that’s probably pretty good for the both of us, huh?

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

Um. Yes, I… suppose. Getting poked full of bullet holes is not my favored activity and I would like to avoid it if at all possible…

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Aw, c’mon. It’s not like I do that on my spare time. :Σ I prefer not doing that sort of thing, to be honest. Really though, you don’t gotta be so nervous. I’m not that scary.

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

crocodilecaliber started following you

Qu…arters, yes? Hello. 

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Yeah, that’s the name.  Afternoon. You’d be–well, I’m gonna guess you’re another one of those PI-types? 

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

I- I am PI, yes. Pickle Inspector. You… probably haven’t heard of me. Maybe. I’m not really sure.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Oh, I meant--y’know, ‘private eye’. Shit though, that’s convenient.

Pleasure to meet you, Inspector. I can’t say I’ve heard of you, but that’s probably pretty good for the both of us, huh?

[hardboiledlug-blog]

✎

[disconcertingdetective-deactiva]

crocodilecaliber started following you

Qu…arters, yes? Hello. 

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Yeah, that’s the name.  Afternoon. You’d be--well, I’m gonna guess you’re another one of those PI-types? 

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i’m not gonna give you a dog.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Eh, suppose that’s it. Not gonna try forcing you into it or anything–that’s just a dick move.

Good luck finding them a home, anyway.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

if you want one, pick one up at the pound.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Hey, maybe I will. Nothing wrong with getting them from there, anyway.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

why the fuck do you even want a dog anyway.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Why do you even have dogs you’re trying to give away? And man, I like pets. BΣ Don’t have any, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to in a while, as much as I’d enjoy it. Works out for you and me.

…plus, wouldn’t me being kept up by a puppy be at least some little bit of revenge on your part for how bad I dragged you earlier.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

i’m not gonna give you a dog.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Eh, suppose that’s it. Not gonna try forcing you into it or anything--that’s just a dick move.

Good luck finding them a home, anyway.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

If you’re looking to give them away, I dunno how picky you can be. Besides, I’m good with animals. Just because I’m huge doesn’t mean I can’t handle a little dog.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

it’s more because i can’t stand you than it’s my lack of faith in your ability to look after a dog.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Not like you’re looking to keep getting status reports after you give ‘em away, are you? I mean, I could manage that, but. Is how much you hate me that big of a factor? ‘Cause, well–there’s plenty of room at the Manor. We’ve got a yard, and we’re set up enough to where it’d be a good place for them. That’s gotta be better than just dumping them in the pound or the street.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

why the fuck do you even want a dog anyway.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Why do you even have dogs you’re trying to give away? And man, I like pets. BΣ Don’t have any, and I haven’t really had the opportunity to in a while, as much as I’d enjoy it. Works out for you and me.

...plus, wouldn’t me being kept up by a puppy be at least some little bit of revenge on your part for how bad I dragged you earlier.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

If you’re looking to give them away, I dunno how picky you can be. Besides, I’m good with animals. Just because I’m huge doesn’t mean I can’t handle a little dog.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

it’s more because i can’t stand you than it’s my lack of faith in your ability to look after a dog.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

Not like you’re looking to keep getting status reports after you give ‘em away, are you? I mean, I could manage that, but. Is how much you hate me that big of a factor? ‘Cause, well--there’s plenty of room at the Manor. We’ve got a yard, and we’re set up enough to where it’d be a good place for them. That’s gotta be better than just dumping them in the pound or the street.

[spitefulspades-deactivated20240]

crocodilecaliber

replied to your post: does anyone want a dog?

…what kind of dog.

the kind of dog that’s very small and that i’m not givin to you.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

If you’re looking to give them away, I dunno how picky you can be. Besides, I’m good with animals. Just because I’m huge doesn’t mean I can’t handle a little dog.

[crocodilecaliber-blog]

[ just got back from the renn faire and i’m fuckin’ exhausted ]

[ will catch up on tags tomorrow but for rn i’m just gonna be around ooc-wise ‘til i pass out :’D ]