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What if Benson didn't shoot anyone and their bodies just did that.

#the passenger 2023 #the passenger

someone look after my fuckass son while I go smoke rq

look randy I’m in roblox

#the passenger 2023 #benson nolastname #Awwwww!#He's so silly! He would never hurt anybody ever!#if he and Randy played roblox together what games would they play

barklikeagod17

biblically accurate benson

#the passenger 2023 #DUDE. how does it feel to be so so correct #the jumpscare I got seeing this after having the same thought like a week ago

lhoraece

Art I did for my friend who also loves the movie

#the passenger 2023 #ranson #SICK AS HELL

sirswagsalot1

I like the concept of Benson not trusting Randy whatsoever while they’re in and out of hotels, so he does the MOST to make sure Randy stays put. Lots of rope and duct tape, making Randy as uncomfortable but as still as possible every time Benson has to leave the hotel. Randy being tied and taped for HOURS way too tightly, so every time benson comes home and removes everything, Randy has several dark bruises.

#the passenger 2023 #ranson #poor Randy!#< (said with the biggest grin)

sirswagsalot1

When Randy gets left alone in Benson’s room while he’s showering after work, he can’t help himself and he goes through Benson’s dirty laundry. Randy would be the type of freak to inhale every piece while holding back drool.

#the passenger 2023 #ranson #reading this immediately after reading your previous post has given me the vision of Benson #taping a piece of his clothing to Randy's face to keep him calm and distracted while Benson's out.#it doesn't change the fact that he's bundled up like cargo but it does make him less whiny about the whole ordeal

Hey, so I was writing crackfic when somehow these feelings got in it and now it's kinda tender and maybe even vaguely horny??? who did this. I am going to press charges.

#the passenger 2023 #I'm struggling to decide whether or not I'll actually post it anywhere tbh #y'all don't know this yet but I write short crackfic almost exclusively #I was attached to the idea of this being stupid and now it's the wrong flavor of stupid #(sleep deprived posting btw. just as a warning.)

tboyswagalicious

mmmm werewolf benson stealing randy away bc he just smells sooooo good and looks so so pretty

#the passenger 2023 #ranson #werewolf Benson yessss #shut up and take my money! /ref

Randy hasn't been at work all week.

Benson, missing his Randy Time™, gives in to the urge to swing by Randy's place. Just, y'know, for a glimpse. Normal co-worker behavior.

Only to discover that his boy is sick and alone, and he can't just leave him like that, can he?

Randy thinks that hallucinating his quiet, older co-worker taking care of him while he's sick is a new low.

#the passenger 2023 #the passenger #ranson #randy bradley #benson nolastname #just a concept

dizzyaccel

randy having to put up with benson both day and night

#the passenger 2023 #ranson #the cuties <3

cockroomsyndrome

Inspired by Kyle Gallner being an animal lover, I think Benson would attract strays.

Theres a stray cat behind BBB that he always leaves a few burger patties for and a dish of fresh water.

He has a bag of dog food by the back porch so he can toss handfuls to the neglected dog chained up in his neighbours yard.

He’s a bleeding heart when it comes to animals. To innocent creatures at the mercy of man. Seeing them suffer fills him with an anger that is barely contained by his acts of kindness.

Randy is just another stray.

#the passenger 2023 #mhmm mhmm #nodding in agreement!

its-annie-bitch

Benson coded

#the passenger 2023 #benson nolastname

lyncantropos

to me randy keeps a diary, cause I feel like he'd be in and out of therapy and such and they're always telling you to fucking journal and of course he would do what he's told. so I feel like he'd just get into the habit of it before bed cause it's not like he's gonna talk to anyone else about the stuff in his head. anyways look forward to this concept being in my next fic... >:3

#the passenger 2023 #randy bradley #Randy's Diary: The coworker I have a crush on has been staring at me recently.. I hope he hasn't figured it out :(#Benson reading it: who is this motherfucker I'll kill them