why

warren. uk. '98. they/them.

[girlballs-archive]

emits a single pathetic weh that echoes into the void

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[t4nku]

I legit needed to hear this

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[lizardzapz]

Ryland Grace has quite possibly become the first tumblr asexyman. For years we have only theorized of such a phenomenon. Groundbreaking, good work everyone.

[quietwingsinthesky]

the Relationship Ambiguity Zone™️ is a beautiful place to be. safe place to put your characters. put all characters into Relationship Ambiguity Zone. is that guy your mentor or your dad? Ambiguous!!! are you friends or enemies? Ambiguous!!! is it romantic? is it platonic? is it sexual? Ambiguous!!!!!!! never categorize anything ever in the Relationship Ambiguity Zone. just make them fucking weird about each other.

[thatwelshartist]

I was looking up facts about Cormorants to find a title for this and found out about the liver bird a mythological creature from liverpool that is literally just a cormorant which I find kinda funny

anyway still think what to call this maybe UKAI

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[r0dentrhythm]

writing The Character's mental breakdown to stave off my own. that's called well adjusted behaviour babeyy.

[r0dentrhythm]

exhausted, stressed, no food, no water, i wrote the best 1k+ words of my life in one sitting before falling alseep. now i've slept, eaten, drank etc and i'm looking at it like,,, i have to fill in the gaps/finish this and I don't know what words are anymore

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

My horse is on fire

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[r0dentrhythm]

writing The Character's mental breakdown to stave off my own. that's called well adjusted behaviour babeyy.