sawed-off lover

The thing they let into the garden by accident. 18+ account MDNI Pfp by @dad-dumpster

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I count my gain in blood & pain ⸝⸝

ᛝ Ben or Benny . . 19 yrs old .. he/it , transmasc.

⤷ this account is mainly for shit posting and ranting about The Passenger (2023) . That comes with talking about darker aspects of fiction. Abusive dynamics emotionally and physically. Randy and Benson’s relationship is obviously not healthy, it just comes with the media source lol. If you don’t want to hear about Stockholm syndrome and the like then this account is probably not for you!

⤷ Tags I’ll use 🏷️;

#sawed off 🫀= writing Drabbles, talking about ranson.

#📸 loyal dog = asks (please send me asks)

#📼= misc. txt posting

Thanks that’s all, bye.

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Throwing a freshly microwaved honey bun hard as fuck at Randy’s head.

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Inconclusive. May need to microwave the honey bun for longer. @crocodilechrysler

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Throwing a freshly microwaved honey bun hard as fuck at Randy’s head.

[vintage-tigre]

[hrbuw]

burger

[transformativeworks]

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[twinkprison]

I’ve reached a level of the passenger brainrot where I started saying shit like “okay but imagine randy bradley and benson no last name in the hit horror video game trilogy: outlast” or perhaps in the titanic

[wtflippp]

Au where Randy is really into photography and recording things.. I plan on writing a fic with this premise soon eventually..

[lhoraece]

He's trying so hard not to think about it

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[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

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R/AITAH

U/buckshotbenson

AITAH for kidnapping my coworker?

I (36 M) kidnapped my (21 M) coworker to save him from himself and teach him confidence.

The kid is a wet mop walking. I watched him eat a day old burger just because a dick with arms told him to and this kid would rather die than tell someone with his full chest to fuck off.

I decided to take him on a joy ride of sorts. I made him visit his ex girlfriend (he said she broke up with him cuz’ her cat died…are U fuckin serious?) and tell her what’s what, but of course he’s too kind and the whole ordeal was a sappy mess. Then we took a visit to his elementary school to get the address of his cyclops 3rd grade teacher…don’t ask…

Anyway, his old teacher turns out to be a stuck up old broad who doesn’t know how to keep her nose outta other folks’ business.

Long story short, I’m on the run now. Some shit happened.

So…am I the asshole for kidnapping my coworker?

[sylveriasarcana]

u/marsha86

OP is leaving out crucial context. During all this, he came into the diner where I work, verbally degraded me and then came back later and shot me. Kidnap a twink, take him on a traumatic road trip, that's your business, but I think it says a lot about your character that you chose to omit your mistreatment of service workers, clearly the most assholish thing you did that day. Very telling that you left that out to avoid getting hit with the YTA judgement.

And for the record, I'd already heard that Brady Bunch reference three times that week. Not only did I have to pretend you were uniquely funny and original, you shot me in the fucking leg. YTA

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U/buckshotbenson replying to U/marsha86

Shut up Marsha I was making a point

U/buckshotbenson banned from R/AITAH

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૮₍˶• . • ⑅₎ა

[refusetheboxart]

Right Randy?

[yhuckloop]

they’re gonna move in togetherrrr

[boudreauxblues]

Sometimes you guys comeback and find my old freaky posts and I always get jumpscared by my own thoughts like. Damn. Someone institutionalize this pervert NOW!