Boop

Babette Sophie/Dutch/Tired

[important-animal-images]

[h0wlcastle]

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

[reggiemess]

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

[meowthiroth]

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

[meowthiroth]

[crazy-brazilian]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Nintendo pee

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Can I get pity reblogs please

[emailsicantsend-fwd-deactivated]

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[beesmygod]

Your cats are perfect…. To practice karate on!!! Hiyaaaaa!

wtf

[ryebreadgf]

[3liza]

ok I'm standing up

[catgirlanarchist]

me when i'm the real slim shady

[3liza]

you cant post shit on this web site

[1anonyymous1]

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[lovelyardie]

[mysharona1987]

[catchymemes]

[girljpg]

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?