cronk3000

[cronk3000]

i’m the kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says “oh crap, she’s up”.

[cronk3000]

i don’t think cars are even real. there, i said it.

[cronk3000]

are wallace and gromits organs etc also made of clay or is there something more sinister in there

[fizzmywobblebimblemytune]

oh you drink coffee everyday now replace coffee with cannabis. how does that make you feel now replace cannabis with marijuana

[cronk3000]

When you have the disease that makes you fall asleep after you ask a question and then you show up to your lecture 45 minutes late, ask one question and pass out for the next hour

[fizzmywobblebimblemytune]

did you guys know I'm pushing rock I don't mean like icarus

[cronk3000]

that was sisyphus bestie

[cronk3000]

I am not able to reply to ur comment sir fizzwobble but I fear u may be right what was the joke?

[fizzmywobblebimblemytune]

did you guys know I'm pushing rock I don't mean like icarus

[cronk3000]

that was sisyphus bestie

[cronk3000]

had a dream someone stole my teeth now I kinda want dentures for a bit I think I would look like a character from wallace and gromit ™️

[cronk3000]

when u cronk and they don’t cronk back so you have to cronk three thousand times in place of their absent cronk

[fizzmywobblebimblemytune]

my friend and the lady she's courting are wearing glow stick bracelets together I'm going to buy a hat

[cronk3000]

I dash to door and to door do I dash what am I? #entrywayrunner

[fizzmywobblebimblemytune]

is it ants

[cronk3000]

ants it shall be m’lady

[cronk3000]

I dash to door and to door do I dash what am I? #entrywayrunner