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how goated it is to be anything at all

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they're putting something in the sleepy time tea that makes you sleepy......

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they're putting something in the radium that makes you go ow

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how come obsession only cost $750k to make but had a scene with a billion buck.... somethings fishy

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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I swear to God if my car needs to be filled up one more fucking time

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I never beg except when it's to differ

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why does visiting my hometown make me evil

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someone please get me a chocolate en passant

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IKEA is Armageddon for normies

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looking up at stars reminds me they are just so tiny small little dots so who cares? And I am enormous.

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Happy lesbian visibility day!!

quick cover them all with glue and flour

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'cigarette' implies the existence of a much larger 'cigar'

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You can't do a bad joke if you don't do jokes #stopjokes

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barn owls when barns came into existence for the first time because of the humans when they invented barns for probably livestock purposes or keeping hay dry or something and then the owls finally had a meaning for their name and it was barn and it all came together in beautiful harmony

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cyclone? I hardly know er

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Hm.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

Hmmmm.

(Pensive staircase)