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Bon été à tous, et rdv à la rentrée avec tout plein de nouveaux croquis!

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A gluten-free chai latte, a consulting manager's sweater to show he was still cool, coloured trousers ... Nothing about Jerome's appearance matched his own tastes; possibly those of his wife, more likely those dictated to her on instagram by the #couple influencers. One question kept running through his head: when had he become so domesticated?

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It had all started 20 years ago, when Alexandra had dumped him because she’d had enough of his immaturity. Out of boredom, and no doubt to regain his self-confidence, he’d signed up to Meetic. Adopte followed, then Tinder. At first, Etienne had enjoyed the little game of disposable seduction, the unwritten rules, the fact of slipping into the role of an algorithmically-driven pick-up artist: some lines work, others don’t… How do you secure that all-important ‘date’ as efficiently as possible, and above all, how do you seal the deal?

Twenty years on, it was time to take stock: 532 dates, four proper relationships, none of which had lasted longer than six months. And this never-ending chase after the next one – which might finally be the right one? This chase, which was starting to feel more and more like a fall – was that really what he’d have dreamed of back in 2006? Chasing after girls who could have been his own if, back then, he’d dared to ring Alexandra?

#croquissartoriaux #menswear #dating #summer #melancholia #menstyle #doublebreasted #meetic #tinder #datingapp #loser #terencestamp

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Maximilien had nothing against podcasts, but he still preferred books because, at least when reading, he wasn’t interrupted every two pages by a bloody advert for improving his home’s thermal insulation or for buying courgettes at Auchan

Energy is our future – let’s save it

www.eatandmove.com

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It was obviously not very polite to be better dressed than the groom on his wedding day. But in a world where a simple double-breasted blazer was enough to steal the show, Jean René preferred to have a bit of fun with something that should have upset him!

#croquissartoriaux #menswear #blazer #doublebreasted #wedding #dapper #menstyle #funny #sketch #jeanrenehuguenin

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You see, my dear Milou, maturity is when you manage to see ladies of a certain age not as ‘ladies’ any longer, but as women!

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Of course they were going a bit over the top. And of course there’d be plenty of comments about their outfits, which were probably a bit ‘too much’ for a simple barbecue. But hey, it was summer, they looked great… You couldn’t stop the haters

from hating!

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When he first embarked on his sartorial adventure, Albin’s sole aim was to dress better than everyone else. It was only as he progressed that he realised it was much more fun to dress like everyone else—but better!

#croquissartoriaux #menswear #menstyle #valstar #chukka #denim #casual #luxury #elegant #keepitsimple #charleswright

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Nice... Patrick B and Gordon G have dropped the jacket for the job interview. The atmosphere seems to be pretty relaxed at this company!

#croquissartoriaux #yuppies #patrickbateman #gordongekko #menswear #eighties #wallstreet #americanpsycho #christianbale #michaeldouglas #newyork #finance #dapper #elegant #jobinterview

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Très touché, comme tout le monde par le décès de Marjane Satrapi, morte de tristesse et d'amour ce matin.

Qu'elle repose en paix.

#croquissartoriaux #marjanesatrapi #bd #perspepolis #pouletauxprunes #lassociation #bd

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Ulysse Bourdier belonged to that breed of men—unfortunately a dying breed—known as provincial scholars. In addition to his work as a country doctor, he had been leading the Société de Numismatie du Vexin Francais (Numismatic Society of the French Vexin) since 1997, following the death of Maître Fenouillaux, his illustrious predecessor. Between the general meetings, which struggled to bring together the association’s five members, the editing of the quarterly newsletter, and the correspondence he maintained with his counterparts around the world, Dr Bourdier had built up a small reputation in the region, winning the affection of those around him, who saw him as a gentle eccentric. Sympathy that was sometimes tinged with a touch of mockery or even irony, on the part of people whose sole interests – and this was no less ironic – were their cars and TV series

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As homecrafting is not always socially rewarding; the slightly grubby side of it / the plumber’s crack – Melanie preferred to say she was doing #DIY, which was a far more Instagram-friendly way of putting together IKEA dressers

#croquissartoriaux #menswear #diy #ikea #bricorama #annhattaway #salopette #instagram #influenceuse

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‘It wasn't me’ ... ‘It's not my fault’ ... ‘I didn't do it on purpose’ ... That, plus her fringe cut with scissors: what if Didier had brought into the world a massive LEFTIE?

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Find me a study on the disastrous carbon footprint of data centers, and I’ll have everyone back in the office in a flash! I’ve had enough of Zoom meetings with Josiane on the living room sofa and Kevin behind the wheel of his Golf GTI!

And of course, you’ll have to put that down to the CSR budget!

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Well, well... Tugdual had just refused to give Baudouin his babysitter’s contact details, because... “if everyone makes her work, she won’t be available when I need her”... Perhaps without realising it, Tugdual had just given him the best possible definition of the bourgeois mindset: the belief that anything given away is lost!

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I must warn you, Bernadette; even though I can guess what you’re thinking, I’m not sure I’ll live up to the image you’ve formed of me

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We’ve just sold our client a report on the meaning of work: 10 years ago, it would have taken me five junior staff members two months to complete, but this time I put four AI agents on the job, which allowed me to knock it out in under 48 hours... All my client had to do was have it proofread by his AI agent, who confirmed that it was in line with the brief: he was delighted!!

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