A vow is only as good as a man's word.

Welcome to a side RP account for a BLU Medic OC, his timid assistant, a sniper and a Cat Scout. NSFW for varying reasons. Can be multi-verse, Semi-Selective, Duplicate/OC friendly, Not Mutual Exclusive. I always read rules and please no minors. main account in pinned.

[crossbowblu]

Side TF2 RP account to @dreamsofandroidsndrones so the same rules apply

Medic / Assistant Document

Cat Scout

Sniper

[collisionxcha0s]

Holy mackerel! (This was literally based on my hand wash dispenser lol…)

~more versions below~

[symfysen]

boops and pointed fingers and weird vibes

[fexjam]

Unlike the RED Medic with his sweet healing gun, BLU Medic prefers to bring his teammates back from the dead with a quick electric shock.

[wishfulsketching]

More of TF2 Monster AU

It's getting serious when I 1. color things 2. make any kind of references for characters lol

I landed on Solly being a Sasquatch. I mean. Bigfoot vibes fit him. It was thrown around by someone else too!

The mythical creatures and their basic bitch (all wearing so much brown) boyfriends (not really)

Little things about em designs:

- Medic has his chest stained in blood. It's not coming off. (Harpies don't uhh molt ok...maybe..or Medic just stains it all over again) - Spy has six "tentacles" that resemble seaweed more than octopus tentacles. Monster magic tentacles. -Soldier stole the pan from their cabin. He was detained in a army base for along time so he learned all the army stuff there.

Picked fitting cosmetics for the other three

I DRES SNIPERS HAT IN ONE GO?????? THE HELL???

[wishfulsketching]

Heavy Bot escaping with his gaggle of Medic Bots and Sniper Bot and Spy Bot having a moment

Drawing robots is my weakness so...should do it more. I was inspired by this fic -> LINK HERE

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Heavybot helping his Mediclings (stealing this from @bouquett from the tags) to get up a hill

It's hard not having legs

[nakariiale]

"Do No Harm"

[ludotpng]

Ohh ... Scout spent all of his money on Bonk! Atomic Punch , now he is homeless ...😢

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Haunted by the guilt of everything left undone

[ladyinwhitengray]

//Fair warning that I'm most likely gonna AFK for the next week due to funeral things and a long af drive

[moesterdtoaster]

Team Fortress 2 in a gif ...

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tf2 heritage post

[poppies-0]

They would become a mass of melted meat , organs and all that stuff stuck together just a few seconds later, but it's still romance :3

[wishfulsketching]

can you draw sniper hitting spy with his van ill pay you in jpegs of rabbits

Here ya go!

I will be waiting for my payment, then!!

(the van is a Sniper cosmetic Carry-Van >> LINK TO WIKI HERE<<)

[crossbowblu]

🥪 @hog-style

Send 🥪 to throw food at my muse

The sandwich was probably meant for John. Especially at this distance and with how distracted the mentally older man was with some documents he had in hand? Perfect opportunity right? Well it ends up blitzing Clovis or happens to be casually walking by, making the assistant squeak flail and fall over from the impact and startling John enough to make his weird eyes grow comically large. Oh shit- who did dat?

@Hog-style

[hog-style]

For a man wearing a mask he had great perception, his eye sight good enough to spot John pacing by the open window and his hand and eye coordination good enough to perfectly time-

“Shit.” Hog swore as he stepped away from the snipers nest window. The BLU sniper that often kept watch there was away on a date so Hog had been there to riffle through his mini fridge, or at least he had until he spotted John.

Usually he wasn’t a fan of wasting food, the first bite of the pie had revealed the cherries used to make it hadn’t been ripe enough and not enough sugar used to counterbalance it. Hog liked most flavors, but sour foods he was less of a fan of —plus didn’t consider the food wasted when ruining John’s day was a worthy cause.

Glancing around the snipers nest, he spotted a phone hanging on the wall and reached over, able to reach it without crossing the window, he called Clovis.

“Hey, need you at the shed real quick. It’s an emergency.” Was either the voicemail he’d leave or the message Clovis would hear before Hog hung up and began to make his way back over to the shed. Least he could do to make it up to the man was lick him clean.

[crossbowblu]

John had abandoned his work to assist his partner off the floor, the poor soul dazed and confused if not half blinded by red jelly substance. Honestly damn well nearly gave the older man a stroke from said red crumbly mess that coated the smaller BLU's face and upper half. Thank God it was a dessert.

Clovis recovered very quickly, wiping very sour and sticky pie goo from an eye till he got a call. He got the phone faster than John as said medic went to get napkins therefore had an easier time dipping before he could be questioned. Smacks his lips, not too much of a fan of cherry pie and it's sticking to everything even after wiping it off with a ruined sleeve. Yeah he had a feeling Roadhog had something to do with this event because who else would throw a damn one of all things through an open window? No one else would be so petty .

[sendyart]

Happy Easter

[crossbowblu]

🥪 @hog-style

Send 🥪 to throw food at my muse

The sandwich was probably meant for John. Especially at this distance and with how distracted the mentally older man was with some documents he had in hand? Perfect opportunity right? Well it ends up blitzing Clovis or happens to be casually walking by, making the assistant squeak flail and fall over from the impact and startling John enough to make his weird eyes grow comically large. Oh shit- who did dat?

@Hog-style

[rpm3mes]

What kind of ship do you want with my muse? ✨️

❤️ Romantic

🧡 Platonic

💙 Sibling/Familial

💛 Mentor

🩷 Crushing