not my father. @crouchism-blog - Tumblr Blog

… how everything started. (based on this post)

#last one before i go back to uni #( &. musings. )#( &. mulciber. )#( &. mirror. )#myedit #someone take photoshop away from me hto #featuring a very drunk barty and a very confused mulciber

ft. @mulciberrrrr (insp.)

#THE COLORING ON THESE SHOWS IS SO PROBLEMATIC IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAM MY HEAD INTO A WALL #( &. musings. )#( &. mirror. )#( &. mulciber. )#myedit #sometimes i am funny #or at least i pretend that i am funny

A COUPLE THAT KILLS TOGETHER STAYS TOGETHER; a bartrix playlist.

cold hard bitch – jet ;; the bad thing – arctic monkeys ;; never gonna give you up – the black keys ;; high heels – mando diao ;; starstrukk – 3oh!3 ;; “you got a killer scene there, man…” – queens of the stone age ;; are you gonna be my girl – jet ;; howlin’ for you – the black keys ;; i wanna be yours – arctic monekys ;; dark in my imagination – of verona ;; bad things – jace everett ;; release – she keeps bees ;; make it wit chu – queens of the stone age

@ladyinblack-bellatrix

#i sometimes make things #( &. musings. )#otp: i can tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife #( &. bellatrix. )

ft. @ladyinblack-bellatrix (insp.)

#( &. bellatrix. )#( &. mirror. )#( &. musings. )#myedit #I DID A THING #also featuring a very creepy crouch senior #AND MINISTRY/POST HOGWARTS SUITED UP BARTY #look who learned how to shave #otp: i tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife

fuckyeahuntingbird

#otp: i tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife #( &. bellatrix. )#NO I AM NOT OKAY #TELL ME THIS ISN'T THEM HUNTINGBIRD HAS SO MANY SIMILARITIES IT HURTS #( &. musings. )

“ you’re perfect ”

“well i have to be to keep up with YOU.”

#ladyinblack-bellatrix #I GOT LOST IN THE HUNTINGBIRD TAG IT'S PAINFUL BC THEY REMIND ME OS MUCH OF THEM #I MIGHT JUST QUEUED ONE MUSING POST AND THERE MIGHT BE MORE FOLLOWING I AM NOT SORRY #hashtag no ragrets #( &. answered. )

“ you’re wrong ”

“i swear by mckinnon’s boobs, my calculations are NOT wrong.”

#fckmary #MAKING IT A THING AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME #IT'S A THING NOW #and probably talking about that magic math course nobody can spell for shit #arit-something #( &. answered. )

“ you’re wrong ”

“HAHAHAHA … – no.”

#siriusfck #bc i am so creative #( &. answered. )

“ don’t shoot ”

“this thing SHOOTS?”

#mckinniism #was paintball a thing back in the 1970s?#confused barty handling muggle stuff is confused #tw: gun #tw gun #gun tw #( &. answered. )

crestfallenwitch-archive-blog

"It’s nearly Christmas.“

crouchism-blog

“did the christmas tree in the great hall give it away?”

#( &. conversation. )#( &. adaline. )

tonksi

“you’d be a CRUEL ghost, bartemius. i should warn my kids before they come here if that happens.”

she laughed, raising a hand to cover her mouth.

crouchism-blog

“oh, i would be very CRUEL. stealing food, cockblocking every couple in the astronomy tower. you know, the USUAL.”

#( &. conversation. )#( &. marlene. )#idk what this is #i need pain for those babies #it's too sweet and cute and fluffy

andromedaism-blog

❝In the girls’ dormitory. I looked all over our common room but I couldn’t find him.❞

crouchism-blog

“have you checked beneath the SOFA yet? they tend to HIDE underneath them.”

#( &. conversation. )#( &. andromeda. )

ladyinblack-bellatrix-deactivat

“I won’t stop being highly amused by your charm then, you might want to watch out though– I’m getting arranged to marry Rodolphus and no one needs him getting all cranky. But him being cranky causes others displeasure, so what the hell– I’m all for it.”

crouchism-blog

“uh, … – rodolphus lestrange? yes, the sacred twenty-eight and their OBSESSION to marry among each other. i’m still waiting for my mother to tell me that my future is set in stone, – or better, in DIAMOND.”

barty chuckled softly, before the smug smirk returned to his lips as he studied bellatrix’s facial features,

“then we just have to learn how to be really quiet then, BEAUTIFUL.”

#oh lord #and i am not even religious #( &. bellatrix. )#( &. conversation. )

severushalfbloodsnape

“Chance would be a fine thing, I’m just shocked at what passes as a “class”“

crouchism-blog

“you have to think about the BROAD SPECTRUM, severus. some classes are made to teach us an actual spell while others are made to perfect a skill, such as logical thinking.”

#( &. conversation. )#( &. severus. )