ultimate liar

Eva | she/her | adult | men dni (roleplay account)

[crow-redacted]

you may call me eva. i am a writer, analyst, and mathematician currently associated with the ultimate talent program. for personal reasons i've finally decided to return to this site after my previous account was terminated. my askbox is open for now but i can and will close it at my discretion

// hiiii it's me @sexycornenthusiast i made an eva blog inspired by jake's lovely damon blog.. please come bother her with questions and statements, that would make me very happy. bullying and psychological torture are allowed. being nicies to her is also allowed and would probably freak her out more tbh. may update this post with some sort of tag system at some point in the future, but i haven't made one yet

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[yourcomradecassidy]

dissociatiing to the beach boys call that. dirfting out to seaaaaaaaa

[scary-damonmaitsu]

[k-monteago]

Do you think the power of true love could save two innocent worms from the evil birds?

Power of Love?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 13 hours 9 minutes

[crow-redacted]

stop posting about me and get a life

[crow-redacted]

Happy pride month! ^^

i'm proud of myself every month for surviving when everyone obviously wants me gone

[crow-redacted]

hit me baby one more time

not my genre. at all

[crow-redacted]

fish that don't drown, life in the bubble jungle... i wouldn't frown, not short another chuckle...

if you're going to send me random song lyrics could you at least vary the artist a little. this is getting old

[crow-redacted]

IM SO CONFUSED WHATS GOING ON?

you're gonna have to be more specific. a lot of things have gone on.

[crow-redacted]

hello cro

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[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Happy Pride Month to all my LGBT+ peers! I hope the month treats you well. While I personally don't participate in the festivities often, even as a bisexual man, there's so many opportunities for community growth and celebration. Our community has come a long way over the years and it's great we have this time to uplift one another. :)

🌈

[wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney]

Nevermind. Pride is over. Love is dead.

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

omg no... it's literally okay we can just kill them two. would that make you feel better. i'm quite experienced in fighting people dw dw

[crow-redacted]

those assholes will probably never get what they deserve. i've learned how the world works

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

(did nowt but watch and comment a bit) WHAT a fucking day innit

[crow-redacted]

once again, everyone hated me for being right

[crow-redacted]

ugh

[crow-redacted]

i was wearing headphones. what happened. who the hell was shouting

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

influencer lawyer and debater 👍 it were crazyyyy i was not expecting a show with me lunch

[crow-redacted]

...

does that mean wolfgang found out about the two of them?

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

aye. hey maybe this is a blessing in disguise for you everyone's prolly about to forget about. you know. the earlier incident now that this has happened

[crow-redacted]

wishful thinking. knowing them, they'll probably find some way to blame me and then convince everyone it's true. i'm used to it

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

nah nah nah not on my watch!! i saw everything. fizz did too. and hell they weren't fucking quiet were they so i bet the whole corridor heard. don't you worry a bit they won't be saying shit about you xx

[crow-redacted]

i doubt you could do anything, but i won't stop you from trying

[crow-redacted]

ugh

[crow-redacted]

i was wearing headphones. what happened. who the hell was shouting

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

influencer lawyer and debater 👍 it were crazyyyy i was not expecting a show with me lunch

[crow-redacted]

...

does that mean wolfgang found out about the two of them?

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

aye. hey maybe this is a blessing in disguise for you everyone's prolly about to forget about. you know. the earlier incident now that this has happened

[crow-redacted]

wishful thinking. knowing them, they'll probably find some way to blame me and then convince everyone it's true. i'm used to it

[crow-redacted]

ugh

[crow-redacted]

i was wearing headphones. what happened. who the hell was shouting

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

influencer lawyer and debater 👍 it were crazyyyy i was not expecting a show with me lunch

[crow-redacted]

...

does that mean wolfgang found out about the two of them?

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

I JUST GASPED A BIT TOO LOUD. EMBARRASSING

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

maitsu looks like he wants to die. right now

[fizza-ult-horologist]

I told you to try and keep your voice down... 😭

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

lawyer fella looks fucking vexeddddd about bloody time

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

oh he's VEXED vexed

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

andddd there goes debate fella

[fizza-ult-horologist]

This is going a little far now... I'm worried...

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

i know you really want to leave babes but icl i reckon it might make it worse if they just now realise people can hear them 😭

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

maitsu what are you fucking doing lad. mans should've just booked a flight from the ones i sent him and fucked off

[dimity-ult-embroiderer]

ffs i should've bought myself a bit of popcorn while we were out getting lunch