CrowRiver

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known (She/They)

[byron-trees]

My last two braincells at 3 am:

[wreegis]

Hatsune D’ville….

[mechs-track-tournament]

oh yeah losing track won btw

[crow-river]

FUCK

[deadbaguette]

Our favourite winged science officer🪽

[alientoastt]

hehehehehehhee. tiny

[alientoastt]

these only happen when i listen to non-tma horror podcasts but!! the rest of the crew

[mechs-track-tournament]

🔥FINALS🔥

KILL EACH OTHER

Blood and Whiskey

Losing Track

Voting ended onJan 23, 2025

[crow-river]

IF THIS DOESNT END IN A PERFECT 50/50 TIE SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL LOSE IT

[apple8ees]

miss raphaella la cognizi i have feelings for you. happy friday i heard this is when we fuck trains

[cacaobeans-deactivated20250102]

mechs doodles part 1!!!

uhh i have this thing where i get motivated to do drawings and then wonderful people give me drawing requests/references and BAM the pressure is on in my brain lmao so i'll leave these here and continue to work on the mechs pictures i've been so graciously provided ahahahah i will be back with more drawings <33

@purgatory-is-life @kandicon @crow-river @goodmorninginspectorlyf @thelambthatkilledthewolf @zufr

[crow-river]

I love them all so much

[cacaobeans-deactivated20250102]

hello mechs tumblr i need you to give me your favorite ever picture of the mechs (as individual photos or groups) for tax purposes

[crow-river]

[lordzukosnosehair]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

FINALLY

I HAVE FINISHED IT

I’m not kidding when I say this took forever, I spent around 30 hours drawing (according to ibis paint), but I’ve been procrastinating on this think since April

Anyways I’m super proud and I need someone to tell me how awesome sauce it is :)))

[currentlyinlaudnastiddies]

HAPPY FUCK THE SHIP OR HAPPY FUCK YOUR AND YOUR TRAIN FRIDAY!

these are the two genders.

Or the duality of man.

[theknightandhersteed]

Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

[avatarofthetired]

Little mechs things that make me smile

Ivy flute (?) in pump shanty, absolutely underrated and makes me smile every time

Pump shanty guy who just wants a nap :(

“GIVE IT HERE 🙄”

Nastyas interactions with Jonny in every show (sibling energy)

Password DENIED!! (Such sarcasm from a toy soldier)

Raphs voice

That one part in Our Boy Jack where TS sings

“I wish I wasn’t dead” -lashings

What’s basically ivys sole speaking line: “nastya Jonny has my gun :(“

Marius Lore

Jonny timed Marius’ death, like just stood there with a stopwatch

Ivy using the octokittens as her taxi system

Ivy speaking Russian

Raph with glasses she’s so pretty

“GET BACK BEHIND YOUR PIANO >:(“

Tim bonking his head on raphs wings

“You sir with the fashionable goggles” *three people look up*

Jonny doesn’t sing for ONE SONG and looks all pissy about it (UDAD Sirens live)

[kandicon]

In my head there exists a fucked up and evil version of the bifrost incident where Nastya sits off to the side of the stage and makes fun of Odin every time she's brought up for never managing to fuck the reality-bending transportation vessel she was in love with. (Clearly Nastya has succeeded far beyond wherever Odin could)

[crow-river]

I don’t know if anyone else has thought of this yet, but yall should add person of interest from TBI to any playlists you plan to press shuffle on, there is nothing funnier to me then going directly from HOT TO GO to “that, that was Thor”

[avatarofthetired]

So I want to cosplay raphaella lacognizi and I know this is probably cheating but I can NOT figure out what’s going on with her shirts

Which ones are attached, which ones are layers, which goes where and what the everloving fuck are they called I don’t know fashion words help

I have the bottom figured out (it’s literally just shorts and leggings so duh) but I don’t know the words to find the top

Reference image, if you don’t know the mechs but you know clothing words help me out 🙏

[crow-river]

Hello Friend, I recently graduated fashion school, which means I’m actually qualified to answer this, and have been literally dying for the opportunity to info dump about Raphaella’s costume, particularly her shirt situation since I got into the mechs a couple months ago. I also want to cosplay her too at some point if I ever get time, so I’ve already spent many hours thinking about this. If you need more info about how her costume was most likely made, just say the word and I got you, I am so normal about this I promise

I think that’s all of it, or at least a good chunk of it. I’ve spent several hours making this, and could probably still go on longer. I hope this is helpful

[melsrainpod]

I come bearing proof of my vote to ask but one simple thing of you. For you to make a joe propaganda haiku. (Please, all I want is Joe vs Cleo in the semifinals)

he has conquered death

according to his own song

what more can you need

(cleo fighting joe

in the semifinals is

also all I want)

[crow-river]

This is beautiful, thank you