the asshole alliance

main account is @crowthekiller, this is our system blog. psychology is fucked and so are we so we use the label p-did to describe our specific set of symptoms. endo neutral because who has time for syscourse in this economy get it. crow and co. i’m not sorry

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[ocdheritageposts]

OCD heritage post

[alteredpanel]

in my head six things are constantly fighting to attempt to appear like one normal guy (and failing)

[alteredpanel]

somewhere in my wicked childhood, i must've done something good

[possuminnit]

can you hc a character with DID and make yourself one of their alters or is this some sort of evil crime because this idea came 2 me randomly and its really funny to me

[moonpool-system]

New funniest way to do a self-insert dropped

[crowandco-system]

if you do this we’re going to shit ourselves laughing. please god

[crowandco-system]

depression with adhd and bitchass headmates more like

[crowandco-system]

our parents are watching some show where humanity gets turned into a hivemind and it triggered blurring and now someone is sitting on our chest like a really happy cat and it’s amazing

[plural-culture-is]

Plural culture is when you, a man who is not into women like that, are airdopped a crush on a woman by the disaster lesbian headmate who is too traumatized to handle intimacy but has decided that Someone Has To Feel This, and you're chill with most things so it might as well be you.

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[crowandco-system]

i’m 100% using airdropped as terminology now

[crowandco-system]

you know in times like these we’re glad we have DID because otherwise we would probably have like 8 assault and battery charges

[crowandco-system]

actually p-did is great bcs i have immediately forgotten the thing that triggered a breakdown

[crowandco-system]

so we have discovered that soldier is either a bit of a masochist or literally doesn’t feel as much pain as crow so that’s fun ig

[integrityflower]

watching or reading something thats shitting on some celebrity or political figure or even a fictional character and you agree with everything they say but then they had to call the person a narcissist instead of just calling them egotistical

[crowandco-system]

the urge to spill your plurality to your friend for the sake of him understanding your point about a show 💀

[loud-whistling-yes]

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

[crowandco-system]

me, talking about my oc: so yeah, sometimes the symbiote’s instincts kinda take over and the host is left with the all consuming desire to hunt, not realizing that those aren’t his own instincts!

my friend, who has psychology knowledge and also a cluster b disorder: …like passive influence with DID?

me: …yeah

cue awkward silence as i realize this is the fifth DID parallel that i’ve made with this particular character, and he knows how much i project onto my ocs

so um. i might have given us away a little bit

[sluts4samruby]

insane that "misgendering people is bad" "gender is separate from personality" and "your agab is no ones business" are considered by some to be objectionable opinions

[some-internet-stranger]

💖🦑🫟🐙💚

[crowandco-system]

forgetting basic things related to our plurality (or even forgetting that we’re a system at all) and having a minor crisis about it then realizing that “oh yeah forgetting shit is part of the fucking deal, of course my brain would try and hide this from me”