The Ooze

Ooze ! Ooze ! Ooze !

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So how did you die the first time?

Woah woah woah you can’t just ask me about my first death like that D:

at least take me out to dinner first 😳

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This time skip isn’t skipping fast enough

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clothes are just armor from social humiliation

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liquid

cool one liner

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me listening to my brokie friend order a yes no yes yes apple

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Being a knight is less about honor and more about doing cool tricks with your sword, showing off, and the free horse.

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mrow~

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This is what I say when I win at Mao

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(which is never)

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mrow~

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This is what I say when I win at Mao

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mrow~

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I’ll party rock until my legs fall off, sire.

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I would love to fight that dragon for you but I must warn you that i’m on the verge of burn out

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A p p l e

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civil war fanbase be like “meet my OC abraham lincoln!! he’s just a wittle 7 feet tall cinnamon roll that would never lie!! in fact, everyone calls him honest abe hehe!! and also he’s the president of the united states and everyone loves him!! and he alone ended slavery throughout the empire! oh and the constitution power system doesnt apply to him he doesnt have to listen to habius corpus! and also he’s so strong he literally wins everyyy wrestling match. and also he’s just a cutie wutie wittle gay boy that loves theatre and his pronouns are he/they!!”

make a real OC like William Tecumseh Sherman fucking newgens.

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SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS

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Ridin that worm!

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i cant be racist, i have a bird dentist

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shits easy. women aint nothing.

then i eat a kinder bueno!